"Please come"! Pleaded McGonagall.
"No, you know how I feel about clubs". Snape snapped showing his double chins.
"No! We'll plan a party, there won't be alcohal or students"! McGonagall cried.
"Well, just a tad whiskey. He laughed with a wink.
McGonagall punched the air and launched into her splits.
The day of the party.
Snape rushed around in his velvet rose print suit, pouring whiskey and butterbear into glasses ever spiking some punch.
McGonagall arrived in a thigh length dress with "call me" printed on the front, she also had her hair in a bun, held with a leopard print srunchie.
"McGonagal"? Snape blushed.
"Well I can steal be sassy ya know"! Mcgonagall sassed.
"Well, I hope I didn't mean offence, McGonagall".
"Sure"...
The night of the party.
The party was booming, Snape was dancing and McGonagal was drunk.
"Hay- pretty woman you-" Hargrid stuttered mid vomit to Snape.
"McGonagal, I didn't- I didn't know you-you were sooooo cute in the daylight". Snape laughed, drunk.
"Its moonlight you-you poo". McGonagall giggled.
Snape grabbed McGonagalls hand "YOLO BABY" he sang, as he snogged McGonagall.
