Semi-Lex

Chapter 1 The Beginning

"Wake up, Wake up", He tells himself because he is lonely. He walks in the kitchen and makes some French toast. He thinks,"why am I so lonely, oh yeah my mom died"." I forgot".He walks to the store and gets some groceries. Then somebody with a gun comes up to him. "YO, give me everything you have!" The robber said. "Ok I will give you my stuff", "only if you answer this question".What question. The robber said. "Do you want to be my friend or boyfriend it doesn't really matter". The robber gets mad and shoots him and said, I'm not gay you faggot, And he runs off with all of his stuff while Lex is on the floor crying saying, "Nobody loves me expect my food". "They talk to me in my sleep"."Ha Ha Ha", and then he passes out. He wakes up with a doctor in front of him. "Do you know where he shot you?" The doctor said. "No, where did he shoot me". Lex said. He shot your dick. The doctor said. "MY DICK!! IS IT STILL THERE"!!.Relax, you need to stop moving a lot, and no, we had to cut it off.The doctor said. "YOU CUT OF MY DICK"!!"GIVE ME IT BACK"!!Its ok, your gonna have a surgery to get a new one. The doctor said." Is it bigger then mines". Oh I don't know, why. The doctor said." Well because". "If it is then when I'm bored I can play with myself instead of my teddy bear".

Wait what,you have issues." The doctor said". "No we have issues". Lex said. Excuse me. Nurse, Nurse,Nurse. He has issues,he need to go to a therapist.The doctor said. "No we need to go to the therapist together", Yooo, I ain't with that freaky stuff. The doctor said. "But I am"Lex said. The doctor goes up to Lex and punched him until he knocked him out.Lex wakes up. There is a doctor right by him. Who are you, and where I am I. I am your doctor and you just got done with your surgery. You've been knocked out for Two days.The doctor said. Your free to go. "Can I go to the bathroom".Lex asked. Yep its straight up, you won't miss it.Lex walks to the bathroom. "Let me see how big it is". Lex said. "WAIT WHAT its smaller then my pinky even if it was cut in half".Jake goes home crying.

Jake wakes up and remembers that he has to go to the therpasits. So he goes. He is at therapy and the therapist said, your hear because you have mental issues. "Yes, lex said". So what's going on. The therapsits said. "Well to start it off  my mom died, nobody likes me," and I like licking the fur off of teddy bears till there bald". "One time I mistaken a teddy bear with a dog and raped it and the owner of the dog got mad", so I asked him why are you mad, he said well because you literally raped my dog. So "I cried because the dog didn't like it because he called it rape"."So when the owner went home I knocked him out", and I raped the dog then before I left I left the dog with its owner and I took I video of the dog humping its owners mouth".Okkkkk The therapsits said. The therapsits called 911, so when lex heard him call 911 he ran but he got distracted with a dog and started crying because the dog walked away from him with a collar on his neck and someone holding the collar. The cops came, and arrested lex, and when the cops put the handcuffs on him he kept on say," make it tighter, before I make you tired.The cop pushed him in his car and drove off mad.