Daisy: Is it hot in here? Or is it just me?
Hazel: Daisy! YOU ARE ON FIRE! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO COMPLIMENT YOURSELF!
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Daisy: *Using George as a foot stool* I don't understand why people think I'm so obsessed with myself and that I put myself above other people.
George: Right....
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~Madame Melinda and Mr. Daunt talking in jail~
Madame Melinda: I cannot believe that the spirits didn't help me prove my innocence! I thought me and them were friends.
Mr. Daunt: You're not innocent
Madame Melinda: Say that to a spirit
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Hazel: *casually talking to a random boy*
Daisy: I diagnose you with 'you are crushing'
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Alexander: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life
George: What the fu-
Hazel: *Taking notes* Please, continue
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Daisy: Wow! Another murder! Ism't this just amazing! They must follow us around
Hazel: What is wrong with you-
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Daisy: You're not as smart as me!
George: I know where Old Zealand is
Daisy: Tell me your secrets
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(This is in an alternate universe where phones exist with them and that George and Daisy are together)
*Texting*
Daisy: I'm breaking up with you
Daisy: Sorry wrong number
George: It's fine
George: Wait-
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Beanie: Which one of your family members do you love the most?
Lavania: No
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Binny: Give me food
Kitty: You just stole all my lunch
Binny: That's nice, now give me food
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Thats all for now because it is 00:37 and I need sleep
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RandomThey're isn't enough stories about this. I love this book series with all my heart. I mostly write random things, like scenarios and vines, but I might do oneshots. If I feel like it. I wont write smut or lemon tho. Have fun reading :D ○Highest rank...
