What do you call a blind chimpanzee?A Chimpcantsee.

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V sits down at the table, breathily sighing. What he didn't know was that he was actually sitting down on the table itself. You see, V is blind. Very, very blind (that means he can't see). 

He had recently gotten a girlfriend, Mykia, and was enjoying her company. V had stopped dating for a while, mostly because he couldn't get anyone to like him. Seriously, no one was interested in V. Like, not at all. But, he had met Mykia in a hospital, where he was getting checked upon for his vision.

His ex? Kinda wacko. She hurt him a bit in the eyes. This chick was crazy.

"Hey, V, what do you want for dinner tonight?" Mykia called from the kitchen. 

"I'll have whatever you're having," V said, unhelpfully. Maybe this is why he was single.

"Alright... Let's go get some McDonald's." Mykia helped him out to the car, where he sat in the driver's seat. Quickly, thinking this was a bad idea, she pushed him into the passenger side and started to drive.

The ride was silent, except for a few coughs from V because he had 🐊🐝 𝔩Ⓘ𝓥𝔼尺 ℃𝓪Ň𝐜έｒ 😡♗. They were cute together, one was blue-haired with grey, blind eyes, while the other looked exactly like thor_mk. Very adorable together.

They soon arrived at the McDonald's drive thru and ordered.

"Can I please have a 100 piece chicken nugget meal with a large doctor pepper, as well as a small cheeseburger happy meal. Girl toy please." V said.

"Honey, you aren't ordering. The window isn't down, you are in the passenger seat, and we got our food 30 minutes ago..." Mykia clarified, feeling very confused. She thought that V was blind, not also deaf and dumb. Oh well.

"Oh, yes. Of course. I was joking." V said totally not joking.

They got back home from their useless trip that was not needed to be included in this fanfiction except maybe to show off the perfect relationship that was Mykia and V. 

They ate together and decided that tomorrow they would go to a park together to celebrate their 3 months and 14 days anniversary. This was very important to them, so they wanted to make sure that it was perfect.

"Can we look at the trees together? I want to enjoy the scenery with you." V said, excited for tomorrow.

"No, you are blind. But we can still go to the park..." Mykia said.

They were living together because they liked each other and V was so desperate for attention that he needed her to be there, even if he could not see her. V wasn't scared of the beast. He welcomed it.

As they ate they discussed the weather together and listened to jazz. Sometimes, V would try to get up and dance to the jazz, but he couldn't because he always ended up falling down without his cane. V was a pretty bad blind man.

The two decided they would sleep, even though it was only 5 pm. They were excited, undoubtedly.

Little did they know that they had no idea that this day would never go as they had planned.