Let me set the setting for you. You see, the truth about figs is...is, well there is no strategic way to explain it. Figs have this secret, the more money you invest into growing figs (for your super secret fig competition) the more signatures these figs get to allow themselves access to world domination. See, that's all figs need. And by the world, the figs mean your back garden. (They're not very imaginative)
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RandomA collection of all the things I can find that I have written either at home or during my schools creative writing club. It's weird.