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Just An N.S.F.K Rant

Hi my name is John
Surprising, huh?
Like it's one of the most popular bany names, but on this platform people have more... unique names.
Speaking of names, there kind of weird, right? Like they're mostly for identifying people. But then why do so many people have the same names? I guess that's where last names come in play, but some people even have the same last names. Guess you could just chalk it up to people not realizing that other people had that first or last name. But that's in the past, these days everyone would know. Also back to my name, John. It's one of the most popular baby names and that's stupid.   
If names are supposed to be used to identify other people. Then why would so many fucking people have the name John? Wait! I forgot something! Nicknames! Faces! People not being dumbasses (jk)! But still some people have the same nicknames and not everyone has a nickname, or atleast a good one. Also, what about situations when a face isn't involved? You know like talking about people who aren't there. Like saying, "You know John, right?" And the reciprecant saying, "Which one, John A., John D., John A.D., John A.I.D.S ( Al Indie Dominique Smith), or John Johnny?" "No John N.S.F.W. (Nude Sally Fucked Willy)" Btw his parents are pornstars. Either way people have free will and can do what they want so whatever. Be clean and your mouth cleaner, Mutha Fuckaz. Damn beautiful Spazzes.