Sorry, I'm not Ned.

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hey Ned. I got a new phone. my old one broke #_#

???

Who is this?

???

ned, don't play dumb. I swear if this one of your stupid videos-

                         ???

Sorry, I'm not Ned.

???

OOF, wrong number

bye random person!

??? changed ???'s name to The I'm not Ned Dude

 {POV SWAP Pietro. }Pietro had been in the middle of the avengers meeting, which was rather boring, when his phone buzzed. He looked at the number, and he didn't reconise it. Apparently, this dude thought he was 'Ned'. He snorted, and the others looked at him weirdly. "...and that's it. Meeting dismissed." Finally, he thought. Fury left the room, and Nat sneaked over his shoulder without him noticing. {RANDOM POV SWAP~Pietro. }

"What are you doing thats's so funny, Pietro?" Clint asked.

"He's texting someone, and the number is (Insert random numberz :P)." I jumped and realised Nat was behind me. Now the others know.... crap.

"If they made Pietro laugh, I gotta talk to this person."Clint said, and everyone else agreed. 

"Just don't tell them who you are!" I shouted after them. Isn't going to end well.....

???

Hey, what's your name?

{POV SWAP AGAIN!!!!!!}

Peter was in the middle of upgrading his suit with Ned, who he got his real number from, when the wrong number he texted suddenly texted him back.

The 'I'm not Ned' dude

Hey, what's your name?

???

I, Peter, will NEVER give my name to a stranger

The 'I'm not Ned' dude

So your name is Peter?

The 'I'm not Ned' dude changed ???'s name to Peter

Peter

Shit....

since u know my name what's urs?

The 'I'm not Ned' dude

Can't tell you.

Peter

c'mon, u know my name. 

It isn't fair.....

HELLO 

The I'm not ned dude

SHEESH

My friend's call me silver.

Peter Changed The I'm not NEd dude's name to Mr.Silver

Peter

there

Mr.Silver

What's with the Mr? Your making me feel old.

Immature child.....

Peter

Oi who u calling 'child' old man silver 

and I'm 15

nOt A cHiLd

aw shit I just told a pedophile how old i am

Mr.Silver

Yes, you are a child.

AND I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE

Peter

Wanna know who would say that? 

A pedophile😁

Silver

Ugh.... Ok my friends want to text you. So if you get any random texts, that's them. Sorry in advance kid. :(

Peter

ewww android emojis

ok

bye mr. not a pedophile!

Mr. Silver

Wait- and he's gone.

Peter was laughing as he read Mr.Silvers last text. Who knew a wrong number could be so much fun?

POV PIETRO'S

"Guys? When you text the kid, his name is Peter and he's 15, tell him your friends with Mr.Silver" I told the avengers.

"Really, Mr.Silver?" Clint asked.

"Look, we're the avengers. We shouldn't use our real names. Plus he gave me the nickname." I snapped. "Just don't tell him who you are ok?" Everyone nods in agreement. I have a bad feeling about this.....

??? created a group chat named Mr.Silver's friends 

Cliffhanger~

A/N Thank you guys for all the support! I have been getting notifications all week saying so and so followed you or so and so added 'Sorry I'm not Ned' to their reaading list. Sorry for the long wait. I hope it was worth it. I have just been really stressed and my anxiety has been acting up worse than normal. Last Night my mom fell down the stairs and broke her ankle......... So yea... I've been really worried. Thanks again!

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