what the hell am I?

Knock Knock its the devil

Last time on dragon ball- oh wait

Deku is walking home and sees his mother looking very tired

Deku:mom.

Inko turns around and see her son looking worried

Inko:oh hello izuku. Wait why are you going this way?

Deku:I helped a friend get rid of a creep. Anyways you look very tired.

Inko:what are you talking about I'm very energetic.

Deku:your a really bad liar.

Deku gets his mother in her car but he drives

Inko:Izuku you can't drive yet.

Deku:well its either this or you passing out during your drive home and crashing.

Inko:I guess you have a point.

He drives all the way to their apartment and helps his mother to get to her bed and she falls asleep

That night deku gets a text from mina

Mina:hey what are you doing after middle school?

Deku:I'm going to U.A.

With mina

Mina:YES!

Texts

Mina:yay so am I.

Deku:wow hey I'll see you there don't disappoint me

Mina:I won't. Hey see ya later midoriya I'm going to bed.

Deku:okay. Goodnight.

Mina:goodnight.

Deku:dame. I know I'm dense but even I can tell. I'm in love. Man and i just met her today.

The next day

Teacher:Morning class.

Class:goodmorning sir.

Teacher:oh right I almost forgot midoriya didn't you have an announcement?

Everyone looks at deku with curiosity in their faces

Deku begins to smirk

Deku:yes I did. Everyone hold your heads this may give you a headache. I recently acquired. My quirk.

Everyone is silent then

They laugh

Deku:ha ha ha HAHAHAH.

Now everyone stops and looks at deku and with one word changes their thoughts on him

Deku:phantom.

Teacher:wow.

Then deku turns back to normal

Deku:I guess I'm not as useless as you all thought huh.