(Discontinued) Eiyū to kenshi no deai (kny X bnha or bnha x kny)

第十四章

At a forest

"the hell douma why did you threw the fish away!! " said akaza angrily

"it's a male fish, I want a female one!" said douma while cutting fish with akaza

"that's the point we don't eat woman!" shout akaza

Then kokushibo walked by holding a woden log to build a house

"why the hell are you two send to do cooking duty?!"said kokushibo confused

" HAH you guys are useless, you don't even know how to cut a fish properly "said daki while knitting clothes

" that isn't very nice"said koyuki knitting with her

"where is the others?" said kokushibo

"my brother, hantengu and gyokko is out fishing since douma is always throwing out fish but they are probably done by now"

"hey you can't blame me!!!" said douma while kitty fighting with akaza

" welp we better hurry, muzan said we should probably greet our guest"said kokushibo

Then somewhere not far sit muzan with oyataka sama, gyomei and senami

" so long time no see "said oyataka sama

" yeah I know "said muzan

" so how is hell been for you? "

" as bad as your wildest imagination you got me "said muzan

" THAT'S THE BEST FOR A SCUM LIKE YOU!! "said senami while letting out his blade but got stop by oyataka sama

" so do you still feast on people? "said oyataka sama

" no weirdly inough I don't have a craving for human blood anymore, the blood of a human is now mix in with a weird kind of power and that make it taste bad so we change to animal meat and let me tell you it taste even better then human meat now"

"so you would still eat a human?" said gyomei

"no since they taste bad and we don't have a crave for blood anymore we just change to animal meat and it taste better when cook"

"then what about your power to reproduce demon?" said oyataka sama

"I don't have it now"

"what do you mean by that?!" said senami angrily

"I mean that that's only a power that only a demon king would possess and since I gave it all to tanjiro I'm as weak as a weak demon you can find in the final selection"

"so that mean" said oyataka sama

"you heard what I said if you want to clear out all the demon you must kill tanjiro kamado"

Now they all are in shock killing tanjiro is not a good idea to start with and not a good one anyway, it got silence for a moment but then oyataka sma stand up

"I think that's all I need here" then he turn around

"wait a second"

"what is it?" gyomei and senami is already posing a battle pose and then muzan stand up and point up his fingers

"are you just gonna leave like that?" he walked closer to them and the air is getting denser by the minute

"..."

"..."

Then kokushibo jump up the mountain and stand next to muzan then he pull out something

"I almost forgot..." then oyataka sama walked over to him and pulled out something as well

"here's you seed" said oyataka sama while taking out some seed from his pocket

"thanks that will really help" said muzan

"yeah I kinda got shock that you ask for this"

"our body move somewhat move a human now so we need to eat our vegetables"

"anything else?"

"oh yeah here's some fish soup we made looks bad and probably taste bad but we like it a lot, since that's our only food now" said kokushibo while pulling out a big wooden bowl fill with soup

"thank a lot welp we will be leaving now" then they walked away

"why did you ask us to not kill them oyataka sama?" said senami

"those demon did no wrong do they are no reason to kill them"

"why didn't we kill muzan then?!" said senami angrily

"he had already got his punishment in the 18th floor of hell"

"what kind of punishment?" said gyomei

"he did not tell me very clearly because he is to scared of it and not want to remember it anymore but I think he told me that dying 4 millions times is one of his punishment"

"Namu Amida Butsu"

"he better be getting those punishment for what he did!" shout angry boi

Back to the demon

"you guys done cooking yet" said muzan

"yeah it's fish soup again" said Akaza frustrated

"at least we got a little side of crab i found" said gyokko

"doesn't matter at least we got some seed" said muzan

"so when are we going to get our own chapter?" said daki

"what does that mean you woman thug" said hantengu flying around

"I wear cloth now you ass####" said daki

"never knew that the writer still care about those #####" said Gyutaro

"I'm still waiting for our own chapter" said daki

"I don't even know why we haven't got one maybe the writer is to busy making the layout of the story"

"or maybe the viewers just don't want us to get a chapter" said daki then they look at you

"do you get what they are talking about?" said Kokushibo to Douma

"I don't know they just say things we don't understand a lot of time" said Douma while sipping his soup

"that's probably the difference between education and no education" said hantengu

"nope that can't be it we live long inought to know a sh## ton of thing" then Akaza join in

"maybe they learn different thing fro. Where they came from" said gyokko

"maybe I just favour them so I gave them the power to break the fourth wall" said yong but nobady notice that

Then they got a very peaceful day

Back to the school

As they were walking they don't know what to do if tanjiro show up should they to kill or not to kill

"I don't think the time will come soon so we have sometime to think about it" said oyataka sa seeing the insecurity on their face probably because they didn't buy Nord VPN (#notspponser)

"yeah your right but knowing that we may have to kill a hero is not the best" said gyomei and senami is having a weird face since he hate him but don't at the same time

Then they walk to the entrance of the school and they saw nezuko and what you see at the end of the last chapter

"oh crap" then oyataka sama and the team start sweating alot
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Fun fact: there are only a select few of characters that will break the fourth wall but only for comedy reason
Examples :Daki , Gyutoro, sometimes deku and a few more