Part 1-Big Oof

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by FatBoiJoe

by FatBoiJoe

May 9, 2015

This day sucks. We got evicted from our house for not paying the bills. We tried to explain our situation, but those dicks at 'Crap Rentals' said they couldn't keep helping us. Guess it was our fault for renting from Crap Rentals. Now everyone in our family has to each get a job to get us back on our feet and live at our grandma's house. Why God. Why.

Great, none of our family would let us in, because we are "too much of a hassle." Now we have to live on the checking streets. I don't know what we are going to do until we get somewhere to stay. Big Poopy.

We've been searching all night for a new home, and luckily found a homeless shelter in town, so that's cool I guess. We're about to eat dinner, so yeah. Bye-bye.

May 10, 2015

We just got up from our cott after a night of sleep and found out that our dad is getting deported. Somehow he tricked into thinking he was white, when he was really Chinese. I don't know how he did it 'cause he looks white as hell, but bravo to him. I guess he is going to leave us. Sucks for him.

So, our mom just shitted in our faces, telling us the whole family is going to China. What the hell mom! One fucking minute of you not talking, and you dropped a fucking bomb in all of our faces. Like what the hell mom. I don't even know how we gonna sneak into China, but if we do then we geniuses. Yeah. I'll right back once we try to get on the ship.

I don't know how the hell we did it, but we did. Tons of people were getting on the ship, including dad, so the guards were distracted. That was our chance. We found some crates, so we hid inside of them. They didn't even realize that the crates were so heavy. They just picked them up, and put them on the ship.