a/n: hello everyone i know ive been inactive im here to write a bit before suddenly disappearing again
you were living with the 🎶SIIIIIIIX🎶 queens and for a while you had had a crush on the one and only Jane Seymour The Only One He Truly Loved (RUDE!!)
anyway you walked downstairs and heard yelling. what the hell? "OH BOOOOOO HOOOOOO BABY MARY HAD THE CHICKEN POX AND YOU WEREN'T THERE TO HOLD HER HAND!! YKNOW, THATS FUNNY, BECAUSE WHEN I WANTED TO HOLD MY NEWBORN SON, I. DIED."
you ran over to the Scene Of The Crime. "is everything okay?"
"yeah i guess" catherine of aragon said.
"GUYS HENRY IS THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER- oh, hey (y/n) why are you up so early?" anne looked over at jane. "also i heard you yelling jane. i need beauty sleep, you know."
"anne it's 5 pm. anne. aNNE IT'S 5 PM-" catherine of aragon's eyes were wide she looked like this:
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jane looked like she was at her l i m i t and she went to sit down on the couch, you following her. "are you okay, jane?"
"why does everyone keep saying the man behind the slaughter? what does that? mean?"
