Some Assembly Required x reader one shots

Piper x female reader

It was your first day at the large building with a roller coaster on it they called: Knickknack Toys. You'd never worked here before - in fact you never had any other job - and were really excited to start your day.

As you walked into work, you saw the receptionist smiling at the phone.

"Whaaaaaat are you doing?" You squinted your eyes at her.

No response.

You tried clearing your throat to get her attention, instead she smiled, looked over at you and said,

"Bless you!"

You rolled your eyes and decided you didn't really need to converse with her.

Walking up to your office, because you didn't feel like taking the elevator, you saw a kid who looked (and sounded) almost five years old, with a bouncy ball.

"Mmmboing! How many times have I told you? You're not allowed inside of my sandwich!" The kid with a tie said "I could have swallowed you!"

He started rambling on, not making much sense, so you decided to talk to your boss, Jarvis.

"JARVIS, YOU'VE GOT ME LOSING MY MIND. JARVIS, WILL YOU G-GIVE ME A SIGN. JARVIS, THIS MUCH IS TRUE. JARVIS, I WANNA BE WITH YOU!" He shouted (very off key), blasting the loud music in his headphones.

"BOSS?!" You tried getting his attention.

"WHAT?!" He shouted back at you.

"UM, I'M HERE TO START WORK?!" You yelled.

"Good to have you here!" He took off his headphones and smiled, "You'll be working with Piper." he waved you off.

You walked over to your desk and met the girl named Piper.

"Hey, I'm working with you!" You smiled.

"Oh, okay." She stared at you for a few seconds. "Wanna go out with me?"

"Uh, what?"

"What? Sorry, that was supposed to stay in my head..." Piper shook her head and gave me the tablet of stuff to work on.

~LE TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY GENEVA BEING A DUMBASS <3~

It has been a week since you started working there and you actually kinda liked Piper. She was quite obviously into you, but she's like that with Jarvis too.

"Hey, y/n?" Piper tapped you on the shoulder from your desk (which was where you were seated).

"Mhm?" You turned around to face her.

"Uh, so that offer from the first day..." She rubbed her neck awkwardly.

"Sure, let's say, Wednesday at six o'clock?" You smiled.

"Yeah, sure!"

oKaY I'm sorry that was LITERALLY terrible. I'll take requests if anyone wants to?

The criteria:

you have to have a backstory or something for me to go on.

you have to have how all of the characters interact with you usually.

i think that's all for now. if there's more then i'll probably make a new part with the criteria.

~Jay