You and the B0ys playing Uno

This is about to be a nightMARE

Bokuto- oh shit oh fuck oh shite of fugk

you and Kuro start cackling

Akashi- this is about to be auhg- nightmare

y/n- How's everyone doing tonight it's been a hot minute since I last updated (HAHA *cries*) and I wanted to apologize for that, don't worry we will play rabbit uno that IS coming.

Bokuto- What

Y/n- yes

Bokuto- Oh god I've never been more--

Kuro- BWWAHH

 --excited or torqued at the same time my wife oh wait-

Kuro- wait, wait wait wait

(Y/n)- wait a minute who dipped out?

Bokuto- woahwoahwoahwoahwoah  get on the fUCKIng ground

Y/n laugh wheezes  and hits start

Y/n- man you guys are about to suck a fat one, alright well you play oh ohOH thats a seven 

(Akaashi ain't here yet so in his place is an AI bot) 

AI puts down a seven and decks are swapped

Kuro selects a green reverse

y/n- why did you just reverse on me you know what

y/n puts down a seven and swap decks with Kuro's 

Kuro-  what does the seven do, you you knwo wh-you penis

y/n leans forwards and wheezes/laughs more furiously then last time

Bokuto puts down a skip

Bokuto- Owned

Kuro- What the fuck?

y/n also plays a skip

y/n- ownd

AI plays zero 

Kuro- Can we stop owning eachother I though we were all friends? Ok also are there any other numbers that do weird stuff like zero (which rotates everyone's decks clockwise)and seven, and oooooohhh I'm winning

Bokuto- Oh gosh oh golly oh fuck rick--

y/n- oh fuck

Bokuto- Aww shit in my mouth Richard

Nobody addresses what was just said

Kuro- woah bro, watch this

plays zero

y/n- thank you Kuro

Kuro- wait what? what did I do?!

y/n- you just gave me your cards

Kuro- Oh, pe nis

commence laughing from y/n and Bokuto

Bokuto- Does anyone know what y/n's last card is?

y/n- doesn't matter anyways CAUSE I WIN BITCHES

Bokuto- y/n won commence crab rave

y/n- I'm going to play fart sounds now 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE4Gn1WG-n4

y/n- Gosh now wasent that awesome

Akaaashi- Can we start a fucking game now?