Kamakura Kamakura Yas Queen: Why can I hear Maki screaming?
Rem: She found out she has a brother
Do you want to die: RANTARO GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE I'M GOING ON A QUEST TO FIND HIM AND I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME SINCE YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURER
Rantaro: oH okAy
Fortune teller: He just shot out of his bed like a bullet
Space dad: Maki I feel betrayed I thought I was your friend ;-;
Hatsume: I also feel betrayed I'm your best friend ;-;
Rem: Maki don't forget to bring the box the fruit loops to throw when you're angry
Emo: THAT'S WHERE THE FRUIT LOOPS WENT! I was just going to eat them at 3 AM like I usually do only to find that they were gone you little shit, also whoever changed Miss Morose's name to emo you're great
Checker rat: You're welcome
Kamakura Kamakura Yas Queen: Miu pulled Jack's skirt down and in retaliation Jack punched Miu in the face I'm wheezing
Freckle baby: Junko no
Kamakura Kamakura Yas Queen: Also I didn't think she'd have so many scars damn
Sherlock Holmes: Kaito is taking a bath in fucking milk for a dare
Piano Freak: Wait I just realized I never reinvited everyone to the chat hold on
Piano Freak invited Gonta, Egg, Atua Kool Aid and Cinnamon roll to the chat
Freckle baby: Why can I hear Tenko screaming?
Rebel child: Angie strapped her down and is now tickling her
Hatsume: You sure they're not fucking with Angie as the top?
Hogwarts: ANGIE IS LITERALLY MORE INNOCENT THAN I AM! Also I don't even know if she has a crush on Tenko
Piano freak: Miu I felt like you did something with Angie, what did you do?
Hatsume: I gave her a vibrator
Piano freak: Miu! Alright we're going to have a serious talk about this, Mahiru you might want to leave our room this is going to take a while
Feminist: Okay, I was just about to go out to have lunch with Sato and Ibuki
Queen of Liars: Mahiru isn't Hiyoko your girlfriend as well as Peko being Ibuki's girlfriend? You guys aren't cheating on each other are you?
Feminist: No! I just thought of a bonding experience between me an my friends, I'm with Ibuki and Sato and Hiyoko is going out with Mikan and Peko
Gay queen: And Ibuki wouldn't cheat on Peko she loves her very much!
Baby gangster: You better not be cheating on her or else I'll kill you myself
Hina: Oh god Genocide Jack found the gasoline
Ojboi!: Why do you girls even have gasoline at your dorms?
Kamakura Kamakura Yas Queen: Because half of us can drive
Rem: Although Maki has been driving illegally since she was 12 or something
Nagihoe: Are you concerned that Genocide Jack has a license to drive or that she's a pyromaniac?
Hina: Oh god at first I was concerned about her being a pyromaniac now I'm concerned about her being able to drive to because she has hijacked someone's car before and then drove it into a lake and fled before the police caught her
Rebel child: There's a girl in a red suit with horns in her hair wtf
Hogwarts: Don't hurt her it's Tsumugi in a cosplay!
Rebel child: Oops too late I just hit her in the face with a door and she's out cold on the floor
Kyoko Kirigiri: I've never seen Himiko run so fast
Pop st~ar: Himiko do you need help bringing Tsumugi back to our room?
Hogwarts: Yes
Pop st~ar: Okay I'll be right there
Rebel child: Who's Tsumugi even cosplaying?
Pop st~ar: Ryuko from Miraculous Ladybug, Himiko was also going to cosplay someone with Tsumugi but the costume was way too big for her
Sherlock Holmes: Makes sense since Himiko is the shortest girl in our class and Tsumugi is like the second tallest girl
Tennis: I thought Miu and Kaede were the second tallest
Sherlock Holmes: No Tsumugi is like half an inch shorter then Kirumi and Kirumi is the tallest girl
Tennis: I couldn't tell but that's probably because I'm shorter than everyone here
Checker rat: triple dog dare everyone to say an embarrassing secret about their roommate, Nagito has motivational cat posters in our room
Freckle baby: Junko has weird sleeping positions and sleeps with a teddy bear
Kamakura Kamakura Yas Queen: Mukuro has bunnies on her panties
Freckle baby: Junko that one is way more embarrassing then the one I said! >//////<
Emo: Celeste's drills are clip ons
Mommas boy: Hifumi has a body pillow
Queen of Liars: Honestly I'm not surprised
Queen: Peko sleeps with a knife
Hina: Zelda is Chiaki's waifu
Queen: I feel betrayed I'm your girlfriend Chiaki
Gamer Girl: She's nothing compared to you Sonia! I love your more!
Pop st~ar: Tsumugi has seven waifus
Hogwarts: I'm not surprised
Anime boi: Byakuya screams like a little girl, seriously it was just a spider
Emo: Okay that is the best thing ever^
Kazooichi: Taka was once late to a class
Hall monitor: Oh god how did you know?!
Queen of Liars: Toko listens to metal
Freckle baby: I KNEW IT! I KNEW SHE WOULD LISTEN TO IT!
Gamer girl: Hina looks at pictures of kittens
Hina: Why did you expose that?! >///<
Gamer girl: As revenge for exposing that Zelda is my waifu, I knew you were always embarrassed by this secret
Big scary biker: Fuyuhiko got stuck in a tree once and his sister and Peko had to get him down
Baby gangster: Fuck you! Mondo has a tiny dick!
Big scary biker: Do not!
Chisa~Yukizome: Please don't fight in this chat!
Queen of Liars: Jack also has an embarrassing secret, she has a stash of whipped cream under the bed
Emo: I'm not embarrassed in any way shape or form
Queen of Liars: Sometimes in the middle of the night I'll just hear them pshfff of a can of whipped cream she's eating
Hina: Also Jack says apple weird she pronounces it 'Ah p le'
Nagihoe: Kokichi has a crush on that drug dealer from the 79 A class
Checker Rat: Nah that was a lie, I don't have a crush on him
Nagihoe: Then who do you have a crush on in that class?
Checker Rat: the one with glasses
Freckle Baby: doesn't she have a girlfriend?
Queen of Liars: he's probably lying about having a crush on this girl
Checker Rat: anyways I'm out
Emo: anyways I'mma go commit murder
Everyone: JACK NO
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Danganronpa chatfic
Randomthe characters of all three games started a chat together, how will this turn out?
