so basically i was eating the all mighty sexy beans and nicki minaj broke in through the window into the kitchen and started twerking in my face 😔
me: "nicki wtf"
n: "babaiwhenscajaksne"
(she was singing roman holiday btw)
i close my eyes trying to comprehend what is going on but my all mighty sexy baked beans in tomato sauce were gone!
nicki couldnt resist the sexy beans so she stole them for herself.
me: "omg nicki how could u"
nicki ran down the street while twerking "ajhabsjsjsjdb" (still singing roman holiday)
i was so shook that i couldnt even get up from under the table.
update 5 min later:
i got up and chased her because those were my sexy beans. i was ravenous and i am NOT and i repeat, NOT MISSING LUNCH. I AM FUCKING HUNGRY HOW DARE YOU NICKI???!!???2?1?1?2 anyway stan loona because i am no longer a barb after this incident.
