The spices

The squad

It's 2021 and miss corona has been and gone and left some destruction, unfortunately that destruction didn't kill all the bitches who tried me in rich bich high but we have moved on.

I am now a multimillionaire and on my way to running the whole fucking world bitch. I have a business called coco lefevre which is bring in that stack that none of you hoes could ever get.

You can stay jealous.

Anyway my business has many different products from luxury designer to strip clubs that you can see Tiana working at. I guess you could call me an entrepreneur but I just like to be called 'that bitch' because trust me I am that bitch.

Enough about me, let's move onto the other slags I call friends.

Tiana- this bitch is really out here living off my wealth. She works in one of my strip clubs called 'peaches stanky pum', the only reason she has been employed there is just based on the fact that she a stanky bitch and some dutty old men clearly like that. She stole £50,000 from me to buy some new tits. That bitch should've spent her money on getting some new flaps because that gyals are rotting.

Rere- once again this whore is living off my coin. They both live in my fucking house like some mice in the walls, disgusting behaviour. She kinda has a job but not really, she works in the design part of my company but let me say, this bitch cannot make anything good. The only reason she works there is because I feel bad and all the other strip clubs are full.

I also have some new friends, which once again live in my house. The first is Sally, this absolute sket is actually the best out of them all because she can actually do work like a normal person. She is my second in charge, you get me. She's still poor as fuck compared to me but I kinda like her.

Now we have H2mulla, I honestly can't remember where I met this bitch but I'm 90% sure she's a drug dealer. God knows where this bitch got her name from but I know it's not from Jesus. This hoe lives in the basement because ain't nobody wanna see her.

And last we have Jasmine, this girl is actually alright you know. She doesn't work for me which is rude but I'm pretty sure she will soon. She has her own company called 'Jasmines juices', it's basically a juice brand but I'm 100% sure it's comes from her thang uno. Anyway that's doesn't matter because imma sue the shit out of her and make her work for me.

Well anyway I'm bored speaking about these buffalos so I'm gunna call a house meeting and stir some shit up.

*opens phone and texts the group chat*

'Spices and a likkle bit of white'

Me: all of you need to meet in the the living room in 5 minutes. If I don't see you there on time you'll be sleeping with the hobos down the road you dirty roaches.

Tiana: Okay I'll be down in a second.

Rere: coming!

Me: where tf are the rest of them.

Jasmine: yeah I'll be down in a minute.

Me: yall better get the fuck down here now or I stg you lot will get cut.

*five minutes later in the living room*

"Fucking finally, right I've got some news. You know that dutty bitch that tried us back in rich bich high."

"Erm I don't know who that is"

"Sally shut up no one asked you, right anyway the whores back and we're gunna kill her"