Saint Declan (Declan Stump/Saint Wentz Fanfic)

Kindergarten

"Declan stole the blocks!" Saint cried to his teacher, Miss White.

"I did not!" Declan cried back.

"I saw you!"

"You saw nothing, you big dummy!"

"Declan!" Miss White said in disappointment.

The rain outside had lifted, letting the other kids run out to play while the tow arguing boys stayed back.

Miss White frowned at the boys.

Suddenly, Declan pushed Saint.

Miss White had enough. She went to the principal.

Principal Grey frowned. "Again?"

Miss White nodded.

Principal Grey grabbed his phone and dialed both the boys' fathers.

The two men arrived shortly.

Declan and Saint hung their heads at the principal.

After the boys' fathers got there, Pete, Saint's dad, sighed as he looked down at his son. "Let me guess... Declan started it?"

Saint nodded.

Patrick looked down at his own son, Declan. "And Saint started it?"

Declan nodded.

"I did not!" Saint cried, looking at the somewhat younger boy.

"You did too! You accused me of stealing! My daddy raised me right!"

"You're a liar!"

"I am not! You're the liar!"

Saint pushed Declan and they got into a little fight.

Patrick and Pete were on it quickly, pulling their sons apart.

"That'd enough you two!" Principal Grey said.

Pete sourly said, "Saint!"

Patrick on the other hand, hugged Declan. "Declan, are you okay, buddy?" He asked.

Declan looked up and said with mock innocence, "Saint pushed me to the ground earlier."

"No I didn't! You pushed me!" Saint yelled.

Principal Grey sighed at them.

Pete looked at Patrick, "This is all your sons fault."

"Your son has serious issues!" Patrick argued back.

"Says the man in the fedora." Pete fired back.

Patrick frowned. "I feel really bad for your son! I couldn't imagine living in a house with you!"

Saint frowned and hugged his dad. "My dad's better than you! Your sons a liar!"

Declan stuck his tongue out at Saint. "Stop picking up habits from your dad!"

"You need to shut your brat up, dude!" Pete hissed.

"My son is not a brat!" Patrick cried.

Declan looked at his dad and said, "Daddy... I got this..." Declan walked up to Pete and kicked him hard in the knee.

Saint looked at Declan.

Declan laughed.

"Your son is going to need mental help." Patrick said.

Saint looked him dead in the eye. "If I'm going to need mentally help, then your sons a butt. Oh wait... He already is!"

Patrick looked at Saint and frowned. "I hope help comes early for you, kid." And with that, Patrick picked Declan up and walked out of the room.

Pete picked Saint up, apologized to the principal, and walked out.

Once home, Saint asked, "Daddy, why do I need help?"

Pete frowned. "You don't need help, sweetie."

Saint smiled, pleased with the answer. Pete then made pizza for lunch for them. He wad glad that Saint was his son.

A couple hours later, Saint was stacking legos everywhere.

A bus came to a deafening stop. A boy with curly blonde hair ran up to the door.

Pete smiled, "Bronx!"

Bronx saw Saint a second later. He marched to Saint's castle, and... KICK! The castle was down.

Saint started crying. "Daddy! Bronx knocked my castle over!"

"I did not!" Bronx said.

"I know you did, Bronx, because I sat here and watched you! What have I told you about doing that!?"

"Uh... that it's awesome and I need to do it more often?"

Pete sighed and shook his head. "Go to your room, Bronx."

Bronx ran up to his room.

Meanwhile... Declan was at his own house singing with his father until he suddenly stopped.

"How come Saint is a freak?" He asked.

Patrick sighed, "Have you met his father?"

Declan laughed.

"I bet you that boy will be a loser." Patrick continued.

"Yeah, but, daddy... He already is a loser."

Patrick hollered with laughter.

Once Elisa got home, She sighed.

Patrick greeted her by saying, "We missed you."

Declan smiled, "Mommy, daddy said that Saint needs help."

Elisa looked at them and shook her head. "That's not very nice." She said.

Declan giggled, "But, mommy! That's the truth! Saint is a nut!"

"No! He's a loser." Patrick smiled.

Elisa frowned at her husband's immaturity.

Declan smiled, "I love you, mommy."

Elisa smiled. "I love you too, buddy."