Write the ad for an expensive new drug that improves bad posture. Now, list the possible side effects.
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NEW! BUY ME NOW!
Do you have bad posture? Do you find yourself slouching like a sloth?
Come get your helping hand. Only one pill and it stays in your system for the entire month.
It's an aLL New dug that helps with the worst of postures.
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Possible side effects include:
The loss of control of your buttock's muscles. Don't worry, the smell oozing out from your bottom won't bother you.
The loss in your left eye muscles. Don't worry there too, because everyone has a sleepy eye. You can have one too.
