My hat dumped me for a better girl

Part uno

BUGRAPISTS POV

I wake up and see my hat cuddling with me, The usual of course.
I get up and go to the bathroom and take my phone out and go too tiktok to make a new tiktok video, of course I took my shirt off and flexed my muscles, I thought I did something but I didn't, really. A girl on tiktok said I had no muscles, I roasted her back and I told her she was a simp, didn't know what that really meant.
I got mad, and continued too post videos without my shirt. Until I hear my bed squeak a lot. I get out of my bathroom with my man tits and walk too my room.
I see my hat cheating on me with a hot ass girl! Her name is Hatsune Miku, I know her because of her stupid hot teal hair. My hat tells me it's not what it looks like, but it is what it looks like 😡😡😡
I grab my hat by the throat and throw my hat I see miku scared and leave her but I wanted to kick her soooo bad so I kicked her a lot of times.
I left the room and went to the living room to start crying