REFLECTIONS | danger force { REVAMPED }

004 | captain mayonnaise pt. 1

"Thanks for the weapon, kid. Roy played baseball in highschool. Four hundred RPI's. Could've gone pro if it wasn't for Roy's dang knee."

"How deep is Roy's backstory?" Chapa asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Deeper than the seas! Where Roy's a certified scuba instructor. Next!"

"Get ready to be blown away." Mika did air quotes.

"Unnecessary air quotes, B-." Ray says.

"Dang it."

Mika started screaming, but little air was blown into Ray's face.

"Take that."

"Took it. Bored. Next!"

Veronica stepped up after Mika, "I got this, ladies."

"Get your fans ready, because it's about to get hot in here."

"Alright, I'll accept it. Show me what you got,"

Veronica stretched a little bit before throwing little fireballs at Ray's feet, making him yelp and jump around.

"Dance, monkey, dance!" She laughed menacingly.

"Roy is not a monkey. A- for the name,"

"Aww, don't take it personal, bub."

"Next!"

Lastly, it was Miles. "On the contrary, there will not be a next."

"What?"

"I refuse to be tested, Roy. I won't play your game. And besides, the solution will reveal itself."

"So you're just gonna let baby die?"

"Wait, what?" Schwoz looked up.

"I thought you were just gonna take his candy!" Chapa said.

"What you don't know is that...the lollipop contains the very medicine that keeps baby alive!" Ray says.

"Miles, you have to fight him." Mika told her brother, "You can't just wait for every problem to solve itself."

"Stranger approaching," The robot says. "School mode activated."

"Byeee!" Schwoz ran off.

"Alright, the test is over." Ray took off the mustache.

"See?" Miles says, "Problem solved itself. Feels good to be right."

As their desks appeared, the kids quickly ran towards them and sat while Ray got into his blazer then went to open the door.

When he opened the door, it was Miss Shapen.

"Oh. Hey, handsome." She said as she walked in.

Ray shuddered in disgust, closing the door. "Uh..can we help you?"

"Depends. Know any good looking guys with low standards?"

"Wait. Aren't you a teacher at Swellview Junior High?" Mika asked.

"I was, but Swellview Junior High and I both went separate ways." Miss Shapen replied.

"So, you got fired?" Chapa asked.

"Bingo! Anyway, I work for the city now. Sherona Shapen, school inspector, see? Gotta make sure every school in Swellview has a license. And according to my records, you ain't got one."

"Okay, can we get one?" Ray asked.

"Maybe, but you gotta pass my test."

That's when Mika stood up. "I can pass your test, anything, give me your test and I'll pass it!" She said then whispered to herself, "You got this."