Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father!
Luke: What the 'duck'? I thought you were the bad guy?
Narrator: Ploooottt twwiiiisssssttt!!!
Darth Vader: Who said *Breaths* that?
Narrator: *Goes quiet...*
Luke: Should I just kill you?
Storm Trooper: Nonono! Don't kill me!
Luke: Not you!
Sith: Just get this over and done with!
Narrator: Nooo we haven't finished the plot twist!
Darth Vader: *Breaths* Seriously, *Breaths* Who is that??
Sith: Someone kill someone already!
Darth Vader: Okay.. *Breaths*
Darth Vader: *Throws Sith into the death gap.*
Sith: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!!!..........
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Random into space.
RandomRandom into space is a book about jokes I saw on the internet and funny things I made up. Also true funny storys and shiz like dat.
