Flirty punchlines vs voodoo tentacles

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"So what can you do my effeminate fellow?"
"I can suck ya dxck!"
"HA, no."
"Your loss."

That's how everything started.

   Ever since Alastor met angel, life had been quite—inconvenient. Imagine being an asexual being chased by a hyper sexual dude literally every second. Since the concept of being ace wasn't really a thing in his era, Alastor only knew he was ace until he got to hell for at least two good ol' decades. Though he's still pretty much confused about relationships till this day.

    And since he didn't know how to react to the kinky spider's non stop flirting, he decided to avoid him AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. Including running at the speed of a sports car, making up various excuses,and using his tentacles to YEET angel away.(tho angel looks like he enjoys it)

  Yes, that's what Alastor currently go through on a daily basis

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Yes, that's what Alastor currently go through on a daily basis.
As for Angel Dust......

    "Hey Charlie!" Angel said, knocking on Charlie's door seeking for a chat.
     Charlie had always been a very kind and welcoming demon, and very good at keeping secrets. To Angel, Charlie is like a sister, she made him feel warm and happy. Unlike how he felt when he talks to others, they only like him for what he is from the outside, and not from his inside. No one really cares when he tried to open up, except for Charlie.

"Oh hi Angel!" Beamed Charlie,opening the door.   "So how do you feel about this place so far? Are you starting to get close with nifty or Alastor? Or..husk?"

Angel thought for a little bit and replied, "Uh...nifty is...pretty nice, although she kinda annoys me when she's being too much of a germaphobe. As for husk..."

"What?"

"He's like a friggin uncle having a mid-life
crisis" said angel jokingly, while squinting his eyes together to mimic husk's facial expression.

"PFFT—-ANGEL

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"PFFT—-ANGEL..!" Charlie bursted, "that's kinda mean. Eh anyways, how about Alastor?"

"That dude? He avoids me like I'm some sorta virus." Angel sneered.

"Maybe he thinks you flirt too much~"

Angel went mind-struck for a moment and started complaining, " Yeah so?! It's supposed to be FUN okay? I'm just doin it a LIL more to him cus he's quite a good lookin fella, come one,he gets it for free! I don't do that to those greasy middle aged men! Shouldn't he appreciate that? He needs to learn how to take damn harmless jokes and not running away like a JACKASS!"

"Calm down angel... maybe he wants more personal space, you need to respect that-"

"Eh—fine, whatever. He's no fun, It's not like I'm interested to entertain him anyway."

~~~End of part one~~~

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