Hey Chandler Monica was there ever a time when we almost found out about you two yeah plenty of times like when well ok ross do you remember when you came running inton my hotel room in London and said im getting today and I said morning ross yeah what about it well monica was under the sheets and i had to hide her so you wouldn't find out ewwwwww gross so i almost walked in on yall naked y
Ugh yeah but you didn't when else well joey do you remember when i was taking a bath and you came in wondering if I wanted chicken yeah well when you started opening the door Monica had to duck underneath the water so you didn't find out so thats why all those candles were lit yeah but it doesn't matter and pheebs Rachel you remember when i kissed y'all well it was because I had too cover up for that kiss i gave monica and cuz yall walked in on us kissing oh that's why so it wasn't just a European bye thing you picked up in London yeah it wasnt and rach remember when you walked in on me naked yeah you said you were waiting on your secret boy friend omg he was your secret boy friend and he is the best sex you've ever had dameit why did i say that rach he already knee i know but ross and joey didn't yeah i guess you are right any way joey remember when you said monica well it wasn't 9 a clock it was 3 am and i was going over there to meey Chandler and the reason we said we were going on business trip and a chef convention was because we went to Atlantic City together but fought then made up and agreed we were in a adult relationship and kissed then joey found out and he had to cover for us a lot yess now i can tell well do you remember when pheebs found that under wear well it wasn't mine it was Chandler's from when these two had sex on the couch and that women's razor was Monica's that naked picture was Chandler's because Monica gave him a naked picture of her and the video camera was these two as well because well idk why it was because we wanted to see what it looked like when we have sex so we recorded it and joey walked in on us so we ran and that's also why i said joeys a sex addict it was too cover us up then Rachel found out wait how did you find out well after the New year's party you were on the other phone and while I was trying to check the messages i heard yall planning to meet up later and joey had too explain to me why and that's also why i was over there i didn't need a lamp i wanted to listen to yall ok and well i did not get a job to clean Chandlers room i know and pheebs saw you and chandler having sex through the window in ugly naked guys apartment and we were trying to trick chandler into telling you two were together well it worked cause he gave in and said he was in love with Monica and then they kissed I know I was there but ross wasn't so joey got mad when he had to still keep our secret cuz he had too for months and was sick and tired of covering for us
