A cough is just a crunchy breath.
A yawn is a boneless cough.
You've never seen a black gnome.
It must be hard to kill someone on April first.
We will never hear of the perfect crime.
Why is your bottom in the middle of your body?
no ones favorite number is a negative number,
Mr and Mrs Incredible named their child dash before they even learned his powers
Homeless people have the largest homes
You've probably done some weird stuff in other peoples dreams
Your parents are closer related to monkeys than you are.
If avocados and tomatoes are fruits, does that mean guacamole is a jam and ketchup is a smoothie.
Cheese is a loaf of milk.
There is no way to prove we see the same colors.
Lego people live in houses made of their flesh.
A gingerbread man is sitting in a gingerbread house. Is his skin made of walls or are his walls made of skin?
If you sit on your voodoo doll, you can never get up.
Skinny people have less skin.
What the frick does buzz lightyear look like without his spacesuit?
