I've gained 5 pounds following the close of my local gym, there goes 2 months of progress. I've resulted in having 1 to 1's with my pitbull just to attain the much needed interaction with a living being. Sometime I wish I could be like my dog and not have to wipe my behind for I am down to my last toilet paper roll and much to scared to fight Karen in my local Costco for a pack. With that fear in mind I sit at home and watch as my screen time climbs to 12 hours a day on average for the week. My eyes grow red and dry from the excessive stare at my screen after scrolling through TikToks and watching other people's snaps of that time. Doing this has caused me to resemble my pet goldfish; lying on my back and not moving all day, not even for food. I don't know how much longer I can keep this up before physically becoming part of my coach but we'll figure this out.
This is the Unoriginal signing off.
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My Quarantine Diary
HumorWatch as this 16 year old girl slowly descends into madness just before reaching 2 weeks of self isolation. Will she survive the corona pandemic with her mental state in tact or will she leave as a shell of her formal self. Only time can tell.
