『JJBA Oneshots』

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ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ.

ᴏᴋᴀʏ ʙʏᴇ.

ɪ ᴀʟsᴏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴅᴏʟᴘʜɪɴs. *ANGRY JOOT JOOT NOISES* ᴊᴏᴏᴛ ᴊᴏᴏᴛ sʜᴜᴛ ʏᴏ ᴀss ᴜᴘ ɪ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏʟᴘʜɪɴ ᴘᴇɴᴄɪʟ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴄᴀʀᴇs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴜʀ ʙɪɢ-

ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴀᴛ 4 ᴅɪɴᴏ ɴᴜɢɢᴇᴛs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴅᴀʏ. MISTA IF U TAKE AWAY MY DINO NUGGETS, I WILL PUT YOUR STAND ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE.

sᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ᴏʀ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛs ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ.

ᴀʟsᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ғɪɢʜᴛ ᴏʀ ᴇʟsᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ʙɪɢ ᴍᴏᴍᴍᴀ ʙʀᴜɴᴏ.

ᴛʜɪs ᴡɪʟʟ ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ғʟᴜғғʏ ᴏɴᴇsʜᴏᴛ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇs ᴍᴀʏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ  :)

ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴅɪsᴄᴏʀᴅ sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ, ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɴᴋ. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ sᴏ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴀᴄᴋ.