Bear Back Mountain: A South Park Fanfiction

Chapter 1: The Cabin in the Woods

The house was still filled with the scent of beer and sounds of arguments. Walls were still cracked and furniture still broken. But it was also still Kenny's home. His room had the same posters on its walls and a trashed carpet. He even had the same clothes in his closet. Although, they now fit a teenager- at least, sort of. The McCormick's, even now, couldn't afford much, so the clothes are sometimes too small. So, Kenny put on his orange hooded jacket, with its holes and dirt patches, his worn jeans and sneakers, and headed out into the town.

He got a text on his phone saying "Come to Cartmans' He's got beer and playboy". He smiled because the text was from Clyde. He wasn't into playboy too much anymore and he decided not to drink beer anymore because he didn't want to end up like his parents. He liked hanging with his friends and going on adventures more than getting drunk and oogling girls whom he never had a chance with.

As he walked through the town of South Park, he could hear the whispers about him and his family. After years of dealing with snickers and whispers Kenny learned to ignore it. He shot the people some glares but put it behind him because, after all, his friends still loved him even though he didn't have much to offer.

At Cartman's house, Ms. Cartman greeted Kenny with a joyful "Hello Kenny!" and led him to the basement door. The boys had their computers and laptops set up, all playing fortnite, the latest game craze.

"Hey Kenny!" Butters said. He turned to the others and said "Hey guys, Kenny's here!" with a big smile. Everyone except for Cartman turned their heads to greet Kenny, but then immediately turned their heads back to the screens. A few groans and damn its reached his ears. Kenny looked at Butters' screen just as his avatar had got shot. Butters sighed, "awe jeez. And I was gettin so good too''. The next person to sigh was Cartman.

"Alright, guys. Looks like we lost the match thanks to your ADD asses".

"Hey, that's not nice Cartman. Some of us actually have ADD. It's not something to make jokes out of" Kyle said.

"Oh, I see Kyle. Just like it's not nice to joke about someone being fat," Cartman said in response.

"We aren't joking when we call you fat Cartman!"

"I'm not fat I'm big boned, you bitch-ass jew!"

"You say that EVERY. GOD. DAMN. TIME." Kyle yelled.

Kenny stopped paying attention to Carman and Kyle's never-ending bickering and went over to his computer next to Clyde.

"Hey Kenny, how are you?" he said.

"I'm fine, dude" Kenny said.

Clyde laughed a little and said " That's good to hear," he paused then said," So I lied about the playboy. I figured it would get you here in time for the next round."

Kenny laughed. "Maybe a few years ago, but not so much anymore, Clyde."

Clyde laughed too, looking at Kenny as he laughed.

The boys played a couple rounds of the game before Cartman got fed up with everyone not following his orders and started yelling at Kyle again. Stan and Butters tried to get them to stop, while token and craig started texting their lovers. Kenny sighed, then Clyde turned to him and started talking.

"I really wish they would just get along you know? I mean we're almost adults now," he said.

"Yeah, it's really gotten old," Kenny said.

"We should go to the arcade or something"

Butters heard this and immediately said "Yeah that sounds way more fun!"