Which Jordans for today, huh? Hmm, how about the Jordan 1s Retro Metallic Red ...
I'm walking to school minding my business jamming to J Cole's No Role Modelz when this chubby, tall (maybe 5'9) dude bumped into me, hard.
"What's good lil man?" he said as his eyes scanned my whole body, head to toe.
"The weather," I responded looking straight into his eye.
"Oh you think you smart huh?" he threatened. I stared at his Adidas and said back, "No." I looked back up to his face and smirked, "But you are. Now can you move, please? I'd like to get to school."
Stepping back slowly, he chuckled looking astonished.
He was collecting his thoughts as he paced a bit blowing air out of his mouth. Oh no. Pointing his finger, he replied, "I'll let you pass but first you have something of mines."
Before I could think, he tackled me to the ground and threw a few punches before moving down to my feet taking off my Jordans.
I just let him.
