Avengers wrong number

part 1

Disclaimer: I do not own marvel. I own the plot and that is about it. I got the idea from lots of other avenger fanfictions and here we go. This is mostly just for my own enjoyment so...

Unknown number
Hello

You
Hello?

Unknown number
Hey Sam

You
I'm not Sam. Sorry but I think you have the wrong number. Bye

Unknown number
No! Don't go. I have no friends

You
That's sad

Unknown number
Don't judge

You
What do you want to talk about then?

Unknown number
First, who is your favorite avengers

You
Hawkeye

Unknown
No way why

You
He is the best

Unknown
Where do you live

You
Stalker much?
I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but Nebraska

You
Do you have a name that I should call you by then?

Unknown number
Call me Clint

You have renamed 'Unknown number' to Clint

Clint
What about you?

You
Not Sam

Clint
Do you mind if I add my friend in here?
She doesn't believe that anyone could like Halkeye

You
Why not

Clint has added 'Unknown number' to the conversation

Unknown number
What is this Clint

Clint
I found someone who likes Halkeye

Unknown number
No way

You
How is it so hard to believe?

Unknown number
...
Why?

You
I just do. Is there a problem with that?

Clint
Yeah, is there a problem with that?

Unknown number
Where do you live kid?

You
Why should I tell you, and how did you know I was a kid?

Unknown number
I just had a feeling. And tell me where you live or else I will have my friend track you down

You
Umm.
Now I'm scared
Do you promise not to kill me or kidnap me?

Unknown number
I make no promises

You
Tell me your name and where you live and then I'll tell you

Unknown number
Fine
Nat and New York

You renamed 'Unknown number' to 'Nat'

You
You can call me 'Not Sam' and I live in Nebraska

Clint
I live in New York currently too

Nat
Do you mind if I show some more people this?

You
Umm...

Nat added 6 others to the conversation

Nat
Guys, Clint found someone who actually likes Halkeye

You
Who are all of these people?

Unknown number
No way

Unknown number
That was birdie boi 2.0 and I am Bucky

Unknown number
I guess I'm Steve?

You
Why was that a question?
Shouldn't you know your own name

Steve??
I do, I just don't know it I want to use my real name or not

You
I could care less

Unknown number
Call his Capcicle

You
And you are...

Unknown number
A genius

You
I still have 2 people who I don't have names for. Do you want random names or are you going to put something?

Unknown number
Give me a random name

You
Okay

Unknown number
Bruce

Bucky
Are not going to talk about the fact that someone likes Katniss out of all of the avengers?

You
1)Why is there a problem with me having Hawkeye as my favorite avengers? 2) All of the avengers are still cool and 3)why is he katniss

Bucky
They both shoot arrows

You
Why not Legolas?

Not so smart dude
Where are you from kid?

You
WHY ARE YOU GUYS CALLING ME KID IF YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW MY AGE!

You aren't stalking me are you?

Not so smart dude
No and does that mean you are a kid?

You
You aren't going to murder me right?

Capcicle
No. I can promise that

You
Thank goodness. I am 15 and from Nebraska

Bruce
You know that we are total strangers right?

You
Yeah I know

Bruce
Just wanted to make sure

You
While it was nice talking to all of you guys, I have to go. Bye