Avengers wrong number

Part 3

You
Wait Clint

Clint
Yeah

You
How did you put my phone number into your phone. The area codes are way off

Clint
I have no idea

Not so smart dude
He's not the brightest

Nat
That's for sure

Clint
Nat!
I expect this from Tony, not you

You
So not so smart dude's name is tony😏

Not so smart dude
Come on Clint

You
Half of you have names and the other half have real names. Do you all want nicknames? Or all real names?

Clint
Nicknames

Not so smart dude
Yeah, can I have a new nickname?

You
No

Not so smart dude
Oh come on

You
Clint, you are worm
Nat, you are Queen
Bucky, you are Duck
Bruce, you are Mr. Rain
Capcicle, you are lime
Birdie Boi 2.0, you have been upgraded to just Birdie Boi

Not so smart dude
Why. Just why

You
Clint: because Clint sounds like client, which spend money that buys food and when we meet he was talking about Hawkeye and Hawks are birds and birds eat worms.

Nat: she's the only girl and she seems to boss you guys around

Bucky: because a buck I think is some type of deer and when I said deer I thought of duck so...

Bruce: seems like a good guy. When you think of good people, you think of superheroes, and those people have depressing life's

Capcicle: because my favorite flavor of popsicle is lime

And I don't know the other birdie boi

Queen
Oh yeah. I'm the boss

Not so smart dude
That's deep

You
Not really
Where is everyone else at?

Not so smart dude
We have a meeting. I'm trying to blow up their phones

You
Oh, okay

Worm
What kind of sandwich should I make

Not so smart dude
Worm, we don't need to make every decision for you. You're a grown man with a family. You can do it.

Worm
Geeze

Lime
Will you guys shut up!

You
Sorry

Not so smart dude
Not sorry

Queen
You don't get to boss them around. Only I get to tell them what to do!

Lime
Since when

Queen
Since I got the better nickname

Worm
And since she could murder you any second

Lime
Oh yeah

You
I'm not scared one bit

Birdie boi
Oh yeah, take that birdie boi! I am superior

Mr. Rain
I'm Mr. Rain?
Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Superheroes are depressing

Duck
So true

Someone
Why don't normal people realize that?

You
And I'm not?

Birdie Boi
No. No your not

You
Rude

Birdie Boi
Your friends with US. No one normal does that willingly

Lime
Seriously guys. We are in the middle of a very important meeting and none of you are paying attention

Not so smart dude
No one likes scary eye patch guy anyway

Worm
Agreed

Duck
This is scary eye patch guy. Who are you and what do you want

You
...

Duck
Are you Hydra and trying to infiltrate us?

You
What is with you guys and Hydra. NO. I. AM. NOT. HYDRA!

Duck
Tony?

Worm
I think you mean 'Not so smart dude'

Duck
No. What the heck

Not so smart dude
They're fine

Duck
Well I'm leaving this... what ever this is, and never coming back. Scary eye patch guy out🎤

You
What the marshmallow was that?

Worm
Uhhh

Not so smart guy
Let's not talk about that

You
Okay then. I have to go

Queen
Bye

Duck
Byeee