*chris takes the razor with confidence*
"i think i can do it ma!"
"I think you can do it too, Chris."
NYAHHHHHHHHJHJJ
*cuts cheek open*
"CHRIS O H MY GO D"
*chris' hands start twitching*
"oh my god..."
*does the italian hand*
"CHRIS NO"
"mom i can't undo my hands~"
"help me"
"Chris I have to tell you something..."
"what is it mom"
"YOU ARE HALF ITALIAN..."
*chris starts doing a traditional italian dance*
*hands start to do random gestures*
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Chris has Daddy Issues
General FictionWe wrote this in seventh grade - Based on a story told by Violet (Incredibles) REad to find out what happens Chris' dad, Tim, leaves him for a man at a young age. This sends Chris into a spiraling rage. DID YOU KNOW THAT HE IS HALF ITALIAN OMGGGGG...
