Our New Neighbors✰

New Neighbors!

(what their house looks like)

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A screech coming from the dining room could be heard. "Jimin what the FUCK?!" the tall brown haired boy stammered in disgust as jimin danced to Mariah Carey's song "Touch my Body" while screaming "IM DE NICKI MINAJ" while holding a bottle of soju in his hands and dancing on the dining room table................Naked?!............... "SHUT IT BUNNY BOY!!" jimin yelled at him as he started grinding on air that made jungkook gag. "EW JIMIN COME CONTROL YOUR HORMONES!!" he screamed covering his eyes. Just then jin walks in with an apron that says ' I like big dicks ' and a spatula in his hand he rested his hands on his hips. "PARK JIMIN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THE TABLE.... NAKED??!!" Jin screamed as he smacked jimin with his spatula and took his soju. "That's it!!" he said as he took jimin off the table. "Tomorrow you are spending the day with Hoseok!!!" Jimins eyes widen as Jungkook snickers. Jimin started crying and begging him not to see the sunshine tomorrow. A groan could be heard in the living room as a pale human with pure white hair woke up. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BABOONS" the pale man said. Just then they all heard a loud knock at the door catching everyone's attention. Jungkook sighed and walked to the door opening it. "Hello we are your new neighbors!" jungkook smiles and let's them in. They were shocked at the sight there was a boy dancing on the table to Touch my Body and another spanking him with the spatula, and another on the couch....sleeping? Jungkook caught this, "Sorry about this." he says scratching his neck, "i-it's okay..." "EOMMA!!!" "WHAT JUNGKOOK?!" "OUR NEW NEIGHBORS ARE HERE!!!" jin stopped smacking jimin and sighs "Is it Brad Pitt?" emphasizing the "T" in Pitt . Jungkook sighed and said no and jin told him that he doesn't give a fuck.

About 10 minutes later jimin stopped dancing and sobered up a little and put clothes on. Jin didn't bother to change his apron which was a gift from Yoongi which he was proud of. And Yoongi was still sleeping on the modern recliner chair. "So" jin spoke, "What are your names?". The tall built man spoke first. "I'm Kim Namjoon" he said that made Jin gasp. "HOLY SHIT ITS KIM NAMJOON!!" Jin started crying like a pussy bc his idol was standing in front of him. Meanwhile Yoongi woke up to the sound of Jin's ugly crying and jungkook just looks at him like he's the most disgusting thing in the world. While jimin was sitting on jungkook's lap. The two men were absolutely confused and were thinking about leaving. Just then out of nowhere a bang came from a room upstairs, along with a voice. "GOD DAMNIT DORA SWIPER IS RIGHT BEHIND YO UGLY ASS!!" A loud voice said, jin stopped crying and grumbled. "SHUT UP HOSEOK WATCH DORA IN SILENCE!"

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sorry it's not that funny i always wanted to do a crack book so......yeah