Joe-Senpai 💕

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I stared in awe at my screen, watching the most beautiful man I'd ever seen throw some vegetables into a microwave.
He yelled, "INTO THE MIC" as he threw them from across the room oh so eloquently. I couldn't take my eyes off the screen, seeing him jump up and down his beautiful, curly brown locks going up and down at the same time as his hairy legs.
Just watching him made me want to roast some parsnips for 25 minutes in the oven.
Prancing around the kitchen, I yelled out the names of my ingredients, just like he did.
"PARSNIPS" I shouted, whacking them in the oven preheated to 200°c. "KNOB OF BUTTAARR" I flung the butter off of the knife and into the pan, followed by "SPINACHHH"
I'd heard about Joe through my friend, Hoseok, who had completed his 90 day plan, and often cooked his Lean In 15 meals. But he didn't know Joe like I did, Joe and I may not know each other but there was a connection, a spark I had never felt before.
As I was cooking, I heard a knock at my door. Thinking it was probably just Hoseok coming to steal my Lean In 15, I ignored it. That was, until I heard a faint "'ello!"
"Joe?" I thought, my eyes going wide as I put down the spatula and ran to the door, pausing his workout video that was playing on repeat on my tv on the way. I fixed my hair and opened the door, and, to my delight, the Joe Wicks was stood right in front of me.
"'Ello!" He said, a beautiful smile upon his lips.
"Hi-"
"Hi I'm Joe," he pulls a chocolate bar out of his pocket. "I brought you an orange twirl and sum chease."
I take it from him, holding the chocolate and the cheese close to my heart.
"I'm y/n. What are you doing here?"
"As long as corona doesn't do it first, I'd like to take you out." He winks.
Me? Me?
"Take me out where? You don't even know me."
But I'm not gonna refuse.
"I know, but I thought we could go get sum more chease and make Lean In 15."
I welcome him into my home, and he sees himself on my tv.
"I see you already do my workouts."
I blush, running over to the corner of my living room and throwing a blanket over my huge shrine.
"Yes-"
"Maybe one day we could do a workout together?" He winks once again, picking up the remote control.
I begin to get flustered, imagining what that could possibly mean.
He turns to me, before looking back at the tv.
I stare upwards towards the screen, wondering what this could be.
"HI IM JOE WICKS AND TODAY WE W-"
Oh- I guess he really meant a workout.
"COME ON Y/N" he yells in my face and I can smell the eggs on his breath (probably from his Lean In 15 breakfast) "STAR JUMPS."

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