Origins Oneshots

Origins as whatever I'd call it

Let's start with my favourite thing of all....Origins as whatever I'd call it
On The Menu:
Some of Kiwi's unholy text messages from her friends/fellow insaners
A sprinkle of swearing
Probably a truck load of ooc
Kario.KARIO
Side notes from Kiwi

{OoO}

Bri:Do you have an annoying sibling that makes your life 10x harder?
Xylo:I used to have the most annoying sibling ever  but then I got upgraded to the 2nd most annoying sibling
Austin:*eyes Xylo*Well,I did have one that tried to steal my girlfriend and-
Bri:Gonna have to stop you right there bud
Bryan:Nooo,I love my siblings.Lilly and Bri are hardcore shippers too!
Jakey:Mitch was a good sibling before I realised that I was not a child of Poseidon
Kaykrae:Lol whats a sibling
Mario:*grinning maniacally*Yeah,whats a sibling?Is it something you eat?
Brandeen:I have spoke like 5 words to my sibling
Seek:Guess who gets the 'Worst Brother' award
Brandeen:Me-
Xylo:*mouths Austin*
Austin:*stares at Xylo*
Seek:Alright we get it!You three will all get awards
Ritchie:What is wrong with you guys?The Hermes brothers love each other
Colin:*nodding*Mhm
Inmo:Yep
Kaykrae:Seriously though,whats a sibling? 

Kaykrae:*addressing the whole camp*I have done a big no no
Campers:*gasp*
Xylo:What did you do wrong?
Kaykrae:I told Mario I hated squids.....
Xylo:Yeah I'm not helping you on this one
Random Camper from the crowd:Run Miss Kaykrae.Run while you can.

(Bit of a sequel to my chapter(Movie Afternoon)in my Relo oneshots book)
Kaykrae:*opens door of camp hall*What the hell are you 2 doing here?
Xylo and Relena,still sleepy:Uhhh
Xylo:You know when I said about the 'good cause' I was doing
Kaykrae:Yeah....
Xylo:This is the good cause
Kaykrae:So falling asleep with Relena is your idea of a good cause?
Xylo:Yes
Relena:*hissing*You said Miss Kaykrae allowed this
Xylo:Please don't kill me

Ritchie:You know when people are mad it's usually because someone did something wrong to them
Austin:Yeah,thats always the reason why people get mad
Bri:Sorry Austin but your statement is wrong
Austin:Really?Why?
Bri:*gestures to Brandeen who is screaming at Seek for no reason at all*
Brandeen:YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID
Seek:*mutters*But I did nothing wrong
Brandeen:YOU DARE TALK BACK TO ME MORTAL?
Austin:I stand corrected....

Michael:Why do you have a room filled with bubble wrap?
Kaykrae:To protect people
Michael:How?
Kaykrae:I kidnap them in the middle of the night and wrap them with bubble wrap to prevent them from being harmed
Michael:Thats sweet of you but can you let Mario go now?
Kaykrae:Dangit,How did you know?
Michael:He is literally in the corner wrapped up in bubble wrap 

{FTO}

Bryan:I love Jakey!
Mario:I love Kay!
Ritchie:I love Michael!
Silver:I love Bri!
Eden:Thats cute but no one can compete with me and jelly donuts
(Just don't ask about this one....)

Kay:*buries her head in Mario's chest*I love you
Mario:*blushing*I love you too
David:GET A ROOM FOR THAT!
Brandon:Shut up David me and Jakey are planning the wedding already
Bri:And I'm making your 'Dodge The Lightning Bolt' hours to 16 instead of 10 for saying that
David:Goddangit
Bryan:Never mess with the Kario shipping squad
(Sign ups for the Kario shipping squad are on Monday-Friday,you get a free t shirt and you get to make David play Dodge The Lightning Bolt whenever he rolls his eyes on Kario)

Colin:Whats my chance of living if I anger you?
Mitch:*turns around with fire blazing in his eyes*0% and a one way ticket to death
Colin:*backs up*LILLY SAVE MEEEEE
Lilly:Who's the scaredy cat now?
Colin:*sighs*Me

Silver:Should we tell them?
Bri:Tell who?
Silver:Your guild
Bri:About what?
Silver:Us dating
Bri:Why not your guild?
Silver:The remaining people in my guild have joined your guild
Bri:Oh
Bri:Then join my guild!
Silver:Wha-
Bri:Lo pho!Silver joined the Protectors
Silver:But are we still gonna tell them?

Kay:Why do people think I'm a child?I'm 18 for gods sake
David:Maybe the fact that your the height of a child?
Mario:Maybe because your energy is like a child?
Bryan:Maybe because you act like one?
Jakey:Maybe because you scare people with your happiness 24/7?
Kay:The last one doesn't even make sense...how can I scare people with happiness?

{SNO}

Relena:Xylo!What the f u c k did you feed Mitch!?
Xylo:Er...
Relena:If it was carrot cake,I'm proud of you.If it was his uncle then I'm still proud of you
Xylo:Both....
Relena:Now I'm really proud of you

Mario:Why do you keep getting my hat?
Rae:Because it makes me you!
Mario:So if I get your hat it automatically makes me you?
Rae:Yes
Mario:Well then,*puts on Rae's hat*Im you now
Xylo:*whispering*Hatgoals

Lucas:So you know what I said about knives?
Brandon:Yeah....
Lucas:I'm sorry,*reveals a box filled with knives*
Brandon:Will you use those knives that to kill cutely or to kill aggressively?
Lucas:Both....
Brandon:Yeah I'm not even gonna get mad
(I'm sorryyyyyyyy,I just have headcanon now that Lucas is addicted to knives)

Austin:Guys,I'm changing our name to the 'Angry and Insane Cupcakes Pack'
Bri:Sounds about right
Ritchie:Where the hell did you get that name?
Austin:Our enemies
Ritchie:So PackHaven called us cupcakes?
Bri:But they also called us angry and insane-
Ritchie:WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK OF US AS SWEET?WE LITERALLY KILLED ONE PERSON!
Austin:But-
Ritchie:No buts
Bri:I can see why they called us angry and insane.....

Mario:If I hug you will you stop being angry?
Rae:No
Mario:What if I cuddled with you?
Rae:No
Mario:*sighs*Fine,What if I let you wear my hat?
Rae:YES!
Mario:Sometimes I feel like you love my hat more then me
(Rae x Mario's hat.I'm not kidding when I say this will become one of my otps)

{OZ}

Bryan:*speaking Spanish to Carlton*
Kayla:Bryan what the hell are you doing-
Xylo,watching Bryan speak Spanish:*covers Kayla's mouth*Stop.He's already teaching Carlton how to count to 52 in Spanish and I'm enjoying it
Kayla:Ok then.....

Bri:People think that the Misfits are strong because we have lived so long in the apocalypse but really the only thing thats going in our minds is-
The Misfits,chanting:Shit,Shit,Shit,Shit,Shit
Austin:Sounds about right

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Doc:Charlie!Someones at the door with a bunch of animals behind her!
Charlie:Oh thats Marshie
Doc:Care to explain why she has an army of animals?
Charlie:We were gonna explore the city and look for stuff and I told her to bring reinforcements to help us
Doc:Of course...

Nicoline:Xylo could you stop being annoying for a second?
Xylo:Sure
*1 second passes*
Xylo:Alright times up time for me to be annoying again
Nicoline:*sigh*It was nice while it lasted

Bri:Gummy bears are like gummy bears.They can be sweet but sometimes sour
Austin:I literally have no idea on what you just said
(Same Austin.Same.)

Thats all for now since I'm planning on a oneshot for tomorrow
-kiwi,birb that can eat and screech and actually make good books