When you're on a team with the Hulk and Thor
And we're all up there on the movie screen,
People believe that I'm not quite as tough.
Will anyone even notice me?
But listen I've got powers, too,
And they're pretty sweet.
I promise I can do so much more
Than archery.
...I'm serious, guys.
I've got a collection of scarves and berets,
I play trombone in a ska band.
I once got to second base on my Tinder date,
My cat has got his own Instagram.
I'll tell you now...
That I kick ass at Mario Kart.
This year I played an extra in Paul Blart.
I can open a pickle jar, I'm freaking Hawkeye.
Baby, I'm as super as they are.
So maybe I still haven't lost my virginity.
But when I bowl, I always score at least 70
...After six beers.
Yes, I know about Captain America's strength,
And the Hulk becomes a towering man.
But I got seventh place in my fantasy league,
And I once butt-dialed Jean Claude Van Damme.
I'll tell you now...
When I go to Chipotle I get free guac.
I flirt with the cashier, she says I rock.
I own water-resistant socks, freaking Hawkeye.
Baby, I'm as super as they are.
Baby, I'm as super as they are.
Baby, I'm as super as they are.
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CPS (Clint Protection Squad)
FanfictionThis is a book for the members who of the CPS.
