Toles of Topistol: Constellation Zone

Jordan starts to take her jacket off.

Jordan: It's a sports jacket, so don't suspect it to work-

Princess Aurora, as Jordan is trying to take it off, goes inside her jacket and snuggles up abit, pulling her legs onto her.

Jordan: well... ooookay then.

Princess Aurora: Do you know anything about constellations?

Jordan: Don't know anyone who even does.

Princess Aurora: *sighs gently* Well let me point out some. Over there is mama bear, Ursa Major. Isn't she graceful? Then you have Scorpius, I call him Scorp. There is Lyra, a harp! Oooh, Leo, a large lion boy, Aquarius, Water boy, and Canis Major, the great good boy! *sighs again*

Princess Aurora rests her head on Jordan's shoulder.

Princess Aurora: I could look at these all day...

Jordan moves over slightly and points.

Jordan: Which one is the one who's falling at a very fast pace and seems as if he is going to crash conveniently near us?

She points as they watch him fall.

Princess Aurora: I think that's Orion.

Orion: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Everyone watches him fall, and he crashes, making a big boom sound.

Orion: Ow! The dirt hurts!... Noted!

Jordan gets up and looks in the direction where he crashed.

Jordan: We should go deal with that.

Liam:... Eh, why the heck not?

INTRO

Mr Toles: Where do you think it landed?

Liam: I'm not sure. I was looking at meteors the whole time.

Mr Toles: Yeah, I know, because of your ageist rules.

Liam: Dad, just get younger!

Mr Toles: Wow... you know I can't do that.

Jordan: Liam, dad, shush! I see him.

Orion: Ow! Ah! This whole time, I thought this planet was made of jelly. I mean, it's called dirt. What a misleading title!

He looks over and notices the Toles and stands up.

Orion: Oh hey, humans! How do you do?

The Toles slowly approach him, Jordan with her sword in her hand.

Mr Toles: Hey space guy, we don't mean no harm, okay?

Orion: Harm? haha! I'm not harmful! In fact, I'm a huge fan of your work! By golly, I've loved watching Dirt for oh who knows HOW LONG!

Mr Toles: Well, that's perfect. Because I have so many puns t-

Orion: Don't!

He said happily.

Orion: I've been told to fear these things. Anyways, let me introduce myself! I am-

Just as he was going to give an epic introduction, Jordan interrupted.

Jordan: He's Orion.

Awkward Silence. Orion looks disappointed.

Orion: Dude.