“Oh my god. You mean porkroll?” Mike asked smirking
“Oh god”
Nicole said shaking her head. Pauly laughed
“Let the debate start!”
Pauly said smirking
“It’s porkroll”
I said laughing
“Taylor ham!"
Nicole said with a smile.
“Oh!”
Pauly said
“Porkroll”
Mike and I said smirking
“Oh!”
Pauly said again laughing
“Calm down! It’s Taylor ham!”
Nicole said laughing
“There is no such thing”
Mike said amused.
“Jess you go to the store an ask for a breakfast sandwich what are you saying?”
Mike asked
“Porkroll egg and cheese”
I said and Mike smirked
“Right because nobody says Taylor ham egg and cheese I never heard that”
Mike said
“Taylor ham egg and cheese. Yeah” Nicole said like we were stupid
“Wait you really go into the store and say get me a Taylor ham egg and cheese?”
I asked giggling
“Yes! You want me to call Jionni? Taylor ham!”
Nicole said smirking
“Porkroll egg and cheese it sounds-it just comes off the tongue really nice” mike said and Nicole rolled her eyes
(Behind the scenes with mike)
“Jess do you know what the fuck Taylor ham is?"
Mike asked looking at me
“No but I mean this is Nicole, who didn’t even know who aunt jamimah was”
I said smirking
“Right and when it comes to right and wrong it’s definitely not Taylor ham! Porkroll!”
Mike said shaking his left hand, making me laugh
(End back scene)
“North jersey they say Taylor ham” Nicole said and Mike and I looked at eachother
“Huh..maybe it’s just a north jersey thing”
I said with a raised brow
(Behind scenes with mike)
“The people from jersey are so divided. From north jersey to south jersey, and people from north jersey say Taylor ham while the rest of us say Pork roll! And we say pork roll” Mike said smirking
“I mean if you’re living in North jersey are you really even from jersey? They’re so different. It’s porkroll!”
I said laughing
(End back scene)
“It says Taylor ham on the package!” Nicole said
“Bitch Where?!”
I said laughing
“It says Porkroll in my areas and I’m in central jersey”
Mike said
“Ew”
Nicole said smirking
“I’m in central and out here in these streets”
“Oh my god”
Nicole said shaking her head
“We say porkroll”
Mike finished
“It says Taylor ham on the package” Nicole said
“It says Taylor porkroll”
I said smirking
“I have to go on the internet”
Nicole said walking Away. When she came back she was looking at her iPad
“It says Taylor porkroll”
Nicole said defeated making me laugh
“You see there is no Taylor ham in here”
Mike pointed
“Taylor!-“
“It says porkroll”
I said giggling
“Taylor porkroll. It’s a remix. We all win”
Nicole said giggling.
At that point Angelina and vinny came in the kitchen
“Well the debate is still unsolved” Pauly said
“It’s like the status of Ron’s relationship; unsolved”
Mike said and we all laughed. Jenni came in showered and dressed
“Thanks for breakfast guys”
I said eating a PORKROLL egg and cheese with my coffee
“Yeah thankyou”
Jenni said grabbing her food
“I had such a fun night with you guys last night”
Jenni said sitting down at the breakfast bar next to me
“Single Ron”
Pauly said chuckling
“I guarantee he’ll be back with her today”
Mike said
“Honestly I hope not. She’s toxic and a crazy bitch”
I said shaking my head
“He Just has two modes and it’s either single or taken”
Vinny said as he ate
“Or he just has one common goal. Bad decisions”
Pauly said laughing but I honestly just felt bad for Ron.
“It’s like the weather in New England; constantly changing”
Pauly said drinking his water bottle
“Has um..anyone called Deena?”
Vinny asked after drinking some Gatorade
Nicole shook her head as she ate
“No? She should be here”
I said sighing
“Right were not in Vegas we’re not in a hotel room, were in a nice warm home”
Vinny said and I nodded in agreement
“Any suggestions troop?”
I asked looking around
“I think we should kidnap her”
Nicole said
“Really?”
Vinny asked
“If we all show up she’s not gonna say no”
snooks pointed out
“We need like code names and to write Chris a ransom note”
Vinny said smirking
“We can get like a van and a sheet and just throw it on her head”
Pauly said
“I think we should knock on the door-“
“Get some doughnuts”
Nicole suggested to Jenni
“Oh my god I could hook up an amp to my guitar and serenade her and when she comes out the door she’ll see us all there and-“
“Get some taser guns”
Pauly cut in. Nicole, Jenni, Angelina and I all looked at Pauly like he was crazy
“Yeah I like Jess’ idea and we could get her a bouquet of flowers”
Jenni said and I nodded smirking
“I’ll just tackle her and throw her ass in the van”
Vinny said
(Behind scene with Jenni)
“The boys are being a little extreme when it comes to kidnapping deena” Jenni said looking at me
“I know dude like we’re tryna be sweet with some sweet food, a live performance with something dedicated to her, and flowers and they’re talking about a legit kidnapping”
I said face palming and shaking my head.
“Right like the meatball is having a meatball and we don’t want her to have it too early by scaring the poop out of her”
Jenni said
“Boys are dumb”
I said smirking
“Preach”
Jenni said shaking her head
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Guess its Never Really Over
FanfictionJessie always told herself to never fall in love at the Shore..until she met Vinny. She became extremely close with Nicole, Jenni and Pauly. She was close with all of them but they were the closest, with Vinny of course. Vinny and Jess were in love...
Taylor Ham or Porkroll?
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