Funny jokes

I beleive i can fly

I believe I can fly
Got shot bye the pizza guy
All I wanted was some onion rings
From kfc or Burger King
I believe I can sore
Mum slapped me on the grocery store
Even tho I'm 24 I've still got a pet Imagenary dinasour
I believe I can fall
fell over a bouncy ball
Thought I'd post this funny joke
even tho I got zero votes