Y/N is walking through Green Hill Zone all alone and is very sad. Y/N just broke up with Sanic and is left feeling not very good about self :((( But little did Y/N know, Sanic wasn't going to ruin life. Because there was a juicy egg human awaiting Y/N.
He was standing before Y/N with his thicc bod and floofy mustache. Y/N is turned on and forgets who Sanic is for a second before remembering sad and lonely life. Y/N cries in front of the large beautiful man because of sadness.
The thiccc God himself knelt before Y/N. He titled chin up so Y/N could look into his delicious blue eyes. Y/N heart flutters in chest and drools before him. The cutie says, "I am Dr. Eggman, enemy of Sanic the Eggnog."
Oh no, thinks Y/N, I can't let him know I topped Sanic the Eggnog! "Sanic is trash," Y/N shouts loudly, eager to please Eggman. Eggman nods, "IKR?? And he isn't even cute."
Y/N blushes, "I—I think you're cute." Eggman smiles at Y/N, "You look good too." Eggman blushes.
Y/N feels a shove and is on the ground. Y/N looks up. It's Sanic!!! Sanic growls at Eggman and kicks him, "What r u doing Eggman?? More like FATman!! LOLOLOL" Y/N gets up, "Shut up, Sanic!! You'll never be as good as Eggman!"
Sanic turns around,"I am better than this slippery turd. Please come back, babe, ily," Sanic pleads. Y/N turns head, "No, you smell weird and I don't like it when you drink." Sanic gasps, ":(" Eggman takes this opportunity and drop kicks the blue eggnog into the sky. The eggnog groans and screams as he is hurtled into the sky.
Y/N blushes a deep red, "That....that was sexy, Eggman." Eggman blushes, "Thx I work out" he showed off his beefy muscles and Y/N gasped in pleasure. Y/N took Eggman's hand, "Will you be my boyfriend??" Eggman takes both of Y/N hands in his own, "Yes."
Y/N smooches Eggman with lips and their tongues dance in each other's mouths. What I nice feeling it is to be with Eggman.
