Goku x Bulma(A Dragon Ball FanFic story)

Chapter 1-The Meeting

Lord Frieza took over planet vegeta. Then he called all the saiyans together, and there he was, the strongest saiyan in planet vegeta,SON GOKU then everyone was in shock,he had a human girl with him. Her name was Bulma, legend has it that they met each other on earth when goku had to destroy earth, but he quickly fell in love and at that moment frieza called all saiyans so then goku took her with him. He had no knowledge of human girls so on he touched her boob. And then...he got punched.I DEMAND TO KNOW THIS HUMANS NAME!said Frieza.My name is Bulma weird cock looking alien.said Bulma.DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING COCK TO YOU PEASENT!?!yes you do.KILL THAT BITCH!!wait wait wait lord Frieza please spare her,she is a human they have no respect.said Goku.EXUSE ME?!said Bulma.I WILL GLADLY PUNCH YOUR DICK AGAIN!!!no please that actually hurt.said goku fearfully.Your really going to allow kakathot to be with this.....human.said a mysterious voice.Yes vegeta and if you problem with it the you leave with broly to that weird planet.said Frieza.