Once upon a time there was a 7 year old child named Bernie Sanders.
Bernie was a strange child, people said.
Most of his time he'd spend eating dirt and masturbating class
and in his free time he enjoyed shoving pencils up his urinal canal
and looking at the US elections.
On this particular day Bernie went outside since the weather was
quite nice, he had the plan to go take his dog Bernifficus for a walk.
Bernie stands by the door and calls out his dogs name
'Bernifficus! Bernifficus! Come i'll talk you for a walk perra!'
Bernifficus's ears sprouted upwards as the dog walked twords bernie
sniffing his leg while wagging her tail excitedly.
Bernie cracks a smile patting the small black chihuahua on the head.
He puts the collar on the dog and grabs some tiny dog treats from a jar.
He opens the door and starts walking twords the dog park, he looks at
a man who passed him by, a man with a strange haircut.
It kinda looked like a birdsnest, it made Bernie wonder;
where the HELL did this man get a haircut and do they cut kid's hair too?
While being ditrought by the man Bernie didn't notice Bernifficus was taking
a fat shidd on the sidewalk. Bernie quickly snapped back to reality
and noticed the little Chihuahua doing it's deed.
'Goddamit Bernifficus you turd!' Bernie says in a frustrated tone.
'Why is it that you always take shits on the sidewalk?'
Bernifficus looks at Bernie, tilting her head a little sideways.
Bernie sighed realizing that the stupid dog didnt understand a word he had
just said. He continued walking to the dog park.
Once he arrived Bernie could finally focus on his two favorite things
mastruating and eating dirt. Bernie pulls down his pants and underwear
and starts going to town with his phat bern cock.
Meanwhile Bernie is going ham, Bernifficus is exploring every corner of the dog park
Bernie had finally cummed and eaten a good amount of dirt, he feels satisfied.
Bernifficus is doing her very dog things, sniffing around and peeing on any pretty flower.
Bernie sighs and looks around for Bernifficus.
Bernie groans, now annoyed that Bernifficus is nowhere to be seen.
He yells out 'EY PERRA WHERE YOU GO' while looking around the park.
Somewhere behind a tree Bernifficus pokes her head out.
'Ah, there you are you little shit' Bernie said to Bernifficus, walking to her.
Bernifficus stans on her back legs, looking up at her owner.
Bernie throws some dog treats at Bernifficus, rolling his eyes.
'Let's go' he says while walking to the exit of the park.
Bernifficus quickly runs after Bernie.
The sun was already setting, Bernie looks up at the sky thinking
of things as deep as a 7 year old can think.
While walking bernie looks at his dog realizing how deeply he hated
this little black hairy animal that he calls his pet.
You see this all started when his mom, Bernetha and his Bernis
hung pictures of Bernifficus upon their family wall instead of
Bernie. Bernie couldn't help but be filled with this jelous rage whenever he thought
about this, whenever he thought about the fact that his family loved a black chihuahua more
than their own son. Bernie looks at the filthy, pathetic chihuahua and glares.
He clenches his fists, the rage is becoming unbearable.
'Deep breaths... deep breaths' Bernie whispers softly to himself.
Finally Bernie had arrived at his house he sighs opening to door.
Berniffocus ran into the house twords her water and food bowls.
Bernie rubs the back of his head.
'I need a bath' he says to himself, he walks up the stairs and starts the faucet.
The tub fills with warm water as Bernie undresses himself.
Ready for his bath, Bernie steps into the bathtub of steamy hot water.
Since Bernie is only 7, he is not allowed to close the door while he's taking a bath.
Bernie lies in the tub staring at the ceiling of his beautiful, american, bathroom.
Meanwhile, Bernifficus is making her way up the stairs jumping up each step.
Once Bernifficus reaches the top of the staircase, she makes her way to the bathroom.
Bernifficus sits by the dooropening of the bathroom door.
Bernie looks over somehow, this triggered something inside of Bernie.
Without thinking Bernie gets out of the tub and runs downstairs butt naked.
He grabs the toaster and runs back upstairs to the bathroom.
Bernifficus looks up at bernie, tilting her head sideways out of curiosity.
Bernie is panting slightly from running up and down the staircase buttnaked.
He glares at Bernifficus.'You... You took EVERYTHING FROM ME'
Bernie walks into the bathroom and plugs the toaster into the outlet.
'I really saw you as a friend.. maybe even family, Bernifficus. But you're evil.
hijo de puta perra' Bernie says, still glaring at the thiny chihuahua.
'Your days have come to an end, black one.' Bernie says while picking up Bernifficus.
Bernie places Bernifficus into the bathtub and starest at the helpless little dog.
'Goodbye, Bernifficus.'
Bernie throws the toaster into the bathtub, causing the little chihuahua to be
electrocuted to it's instant death.
Bernie looks at the lifeless chihuahua in front of him...
Softly he says to himself...
'Feel the BERN.. Bernifficus'
