bsd crack/chat fic !

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iwannadie has entered the chat !
chuuyanakahara has entered the chat !
imreallysmart has entered the chat !

iwannadie ; ooh , chuuya's here ~ !

chuuyanakahara ; just by reading that i'm ready to hit you 

iwannadie ; ok , you're lucky i wasn't gonna make a short joke , because even i can't stoop that low ! 

chuuyanakahara ; choke on your canned crab , will you ? 

iwannadie ; only if you force me ~ ;) 

chuuyanakahara ; i'm going to go and murder you in your sleep . see you . 

chuuyanakahara has left the chat !

iwannadie has added chuuyanakahara to the chat !

iwannadie has changed chuuyanakahara's name to " shortangrybean "

shortangrybean ; you are asking for death , aren't you ? 

iwannadie ; more than anything , chibi ~ 

shortangrybean ; don't add me back or i'm grinding your kneecaps into dust .

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imreallysmart ; i leave for a few minutes and come back to this ! what was happening i ?

iwannadie ; don ' t worry about that , holmes ! just me making fun of chibi .

imreallysmart ; honestly , he reminds me of an espresso . he's tiny , but he really packs a punch . 

iwannadie ; YES - but you're like 3 inches taller than him - 

imreallysmart ; let me have this moment .. 

iwannadie ; okay i'm sorry - wanna know something cool ? 

imreallysmart ; sure !

iwannadie ; it was his birthday recently so i took him to a minibar - 

imreallysmart ; i'm gonna cry i - 

iwannadie ; no cry . i gotta go i hear chuuya screaming . for such a tiny boyo he has an amazing voice i -

imreallysmart ; pff yes . uHh bye ! good luck !

iwannadie ; thanks . i'll need it . 

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