Me: plz kill me
Pitch: ok
Me: wait what
Pitch: just hold still child
Me: pitch i didn't mean it!
Pitch: o-oh haha yeah me niether i was just playing
Me: do you really wanna kill me?
Pitch:uh....thats not important. So why say something so absurd.
Me: well today is the fourth week of the break up with my fiance.
Pitch: so its been four weeks since she broke up with you.
Me: -nods sadly-
Pitch: hold on I have an idea. Jack my little snowflake get your ass in here!
Me: my gosh
Jack: pitch!!!! 😊
Pitch: We have a problem
Jack: whats up
Pitch: well Kris is sad
Jack: who do I have to murder?
Me: Jack Frost! No killing! You're a guardian for crying out loud!
Pitch: she likes yaoi!
Jack: oh lets kiss then
Me: guys you really don't have t-
Jack+Pitch: -kiss-
Me: -fangirls-
Jack: works every time
I'll be ok guys I promise.
