"Choose your next victim" ~ Science Teacher
"It had the most satisfying crack" ~ Me
"Bless your sneezy facey" ~ Military Teacher
"Can you touch the metal" ~ Friend A
"Hippity Hoppity get off my case faggot" ~ Friend B
"That's not a square not, that's a noose" ~ Stranger A
"I'm very good at putting bait on my fishing rods. I'm a master baiter." ~ Adult A
"Does he still have his job or did he get laid?" ~ Daughter of Adult A
