Oneshots~~~~~~!!!!

July 4th

" well then, Mr.Washton, if you may excuse me I have the other guess to greet. but my buddy Dan would love to sit and chat with you." I politely said to this old bag of dust. the look on Dan's face was priceless! he looked scared but pissed. scared cause Mr.Washton is well known for his...."antics" of getting people into his bed and he didn't care if you are his type or not. but he was also pissed because I dumped Mr.Washton on him without warning knowing that Dan is and always will be as straight as a pole.

omg I've only been here for about 3 hours and about everyone, all 1,050 people, have hit on me at lease 3 different times. and here comes Mr.Kings. He is the worst of all of these disgusting old hags! he is the only person who just keeps coming. I mean I swear I could shoot him and he'd come back from the dead just to sleep with me.

"hello my beautiful angel"

"what's up Mr.Kings.haven't you had enough of me turning you down?"I said getting tired of seeing his face.I mean like he wasn't ugly at all.he was really hot.he just wasn't my type since I'm in love with Jordan.

"haha! you are a funny one, Max. but yes I have.that's why I'm determined to bring you fine ass home with me tonight, and fuck you so hard you can't leave my house. Then I'll fuck you every night. by the time you are able to walk you won't want to leave my house."

Wtf! this guy is so cocky, it's not even funny. like where in the hell does he get the idea that I'll actually let him bring his Dick anywhere near me let alone my ass!

"well, isn't someone a horny mother fucker" Dan whispered to me. he managed to escaped Mr.Washton somehow.

"what was that Danny?"

"he said you where a horny mother fucker. and I don't disagree."

"well, it is really all your fault. standing there with all your hotness! it's only natural that I'm so horny just looking at you."

"don't explain why you have to voice your lust for me. Especially knowing I don't fucking like your old self."

I know I got rude but what do you expect. this guy as been chasing my ass for a good 10 years now....and I'm only 18. he's known me for 18 years and he attempted to molest me when I was 8 so I know he has been chasing me for at lease 10 years. nasty ass old man.

"excuse me?!"

"your excused so you can get the hell out of my house."I told him getting mad that he was still standing in front of me.

"look her young man-"

"your right I am young.to young for you!"

"look boy! I'm only 30 and I am your elder so you need to show me some respect." he started to raise his voice.

"hey, Max....I think you should just apologize. you don't wanna attract to much attention." it's far too late for that

all through out this party every body, but Dan, has been hitting on me. and my stupid parents weren't here.the only stayed long enough to greet everyone, then they left to go catch a plane to some far away place.

"too late for that Dan. everybody here had been chasing my ass, and now that this asshole has raised his voice the small amount of people who weren't watching me are now watching me along with the assholes that were already watching me!" I told Dan. then I turned back to Mr.Kings.

"and as for you old man. you stated it your self.you are my elder. elders do not hit on little kids like me. and for your information, if you didn't know, I'm fucking 18 your fucking 30 that's more then a 10 year age difference." I yelled

before anyone could say anything I walked out of my house and stopped by my security team to talk to them.

"wait an hour, and only one hour, for everyone to enjoy the party a little more before making sure everyone was out of my house and on the way to there house. except Dan cause I told him that he could stay if he wanted but I don't think he will. then make sure all my doors and widows are closed and locked.and after that you guys can have the rest of the afternoon to yourself."