Apparently I have react to Hazbin Hotel, when I don't even care about shows

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*snickers* I think I like this

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*snickers* I think I like this....absolutely bizarre looking white monster. He doesn't seem to give a fuck. I always like characters with that attitude.

Yeah, this guy still seems like he's up to good

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...Yeah, this guy still seems like he's up to good. That gray girl gets me, but the blondie seems like the optimistic naïve type.....*laughs a bit* This picture gives me an idea~

*laughs a bit* This picture gives me an idea~

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*laughs a bit again* Will I get any extra credit for this honesty for Professor Applejack's class? No

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*laughs a bit again* Will I get any extra credit for this honesty for Professor Applejack's class? No. Do I deserve it? Absolutely~

Okay, those are enough pictures. Eh, I guess I can look up the plot to Hazbin Hotel to see if it sounds good. Let's see here... *searches up 'Plot of Hazbin Hotel', and this comes up*

*reads the plot under his breath* So apparently this show is about 'Hell', which I've heard is the human equivalent to Tartarus

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*reads the plot under his breath* So apparently this show is about 'Hell', which I've heard is the human equivalent to Tartarus. The plot seems...okay enough. I want to believe that the show makes the 'rehabilitating' interesting, which I'm pretty sure 'rehabilitating' translates to 'redeeming' the monsters in 'Hell'. I don't want to imagine that monsters quickly change their ways in this show like they're pony villains. I like that Charlie's motivation doesn't seem to just want monsters be good creatures, because she also wants hell to not be so populated by evil monsters....hell apparently being her kingdom. I'm sure Tartarus could never have a princess of its own, but I get that it's just an artistic liberty for the show.

This show just seems alright to me. It's stylish, and it looks like it wants to be weird and interesting, but it doesn't seem like it's anything special to me. I know humans LOVE to waste their time watching anything, even random videos by weirdos online, but that's not what griffons and most creatures like to do. A big reason I don't like to watch shows is because they're meant to be entertaining time wasters. When I have friends to hang out with, a school to enjoy, wings that I can use to fly anywhere I want, and some Internet book where I have to do stuff against my will, I don't think I have any need to watch shows or waste time on the Internet. It's why I don't have a computer of my own or any of the technology you guys have, something you humans forget ALL the time. *rolls his eyes* 

Feel free to enjoy your red-colored show with monsters and unique-looking characters. For a show about Tartarus, it looks harmless enough. But if you're gonna advertise it, you should do it to other humans that also waste their time watching shows. Not to a griffon that does anything but that. *groans* You guys treat this book less like "Ask or Dare Gallus" and more like "Make Gallus Advertise Something You Like." *groans a bit*

Anyway, the chapter's over. Have your reminder that I'm not accepting any more questions, dares, or advertising for a good while. Which a lot of you have ignored despite being in a supposed 'reading website.'

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