Dace - I believe Normal-types are incredible. Their versatility in tight situations, coupled with their unexaggerated demeanour makes them invaluable partners.
Berlin - I admire your ability to keep a cool head, Dace, even with those three stooges you work with.
Merrick (to Bort and Allotrope) - Is he talking about us?
Evelyn - Water-types are cool! They're strong and yet, kind!
Amsterdam - Evelyn! You're so cute and young, but so wise, too!
Travis - Alright, now that that's...
Moskva - Wait! I didn't get to go yet! And neither did Ottawa!
Moscow - Oh my goodness, I was asleep! I didn't want to go!
Ottawa - Nobody likes me, and nobody likes you, soooo...
Moskva - That's not true!
Moscow - Also, you have nothing nice to say about any other type, so you shouldn't get to go, either...
Moskva, not wanting to contest her crush, decides not to continue.
Travis - Anyway... Anyone who's name is an Asian City must change it for three chapters. Tokyo, that means you.
Tokyo - Guess I'm Kyoto again, then.
Travis - Ah hah! Force has caught you for doing that last time! He says it must be European!
Tokyo - Oh no! Now I actually have to think of something?! Um... Um... Brussels?! I'll go with that...
? - Not so fast!
Travis - Who was that?
Standing suddenly in front of them is an Eeveelution with a white pelt and orange accents.
? - It is I, Brussels, Bearer of Bad News! Now give me that paper, Travis!
Travis - Why would I do that, my sprouting friend?
Brussels - ...Sprouting? Are you making fun of my name?!
Travis - If you're gonna come in here and be rude, then yes, I will.
Brussels - Ugh! Fine! But give me the paper!
Travis - Yet again: Why?
Brussels - The rest of it is dares, isn't it? So I'll be the one to give the bad news to the rest of them!
Jessie - Cool! Then, next time we get a #41, we can do it to this little prick.
Brussels - #41? What's that?
Travis shudders.
Travis - You'll find out later!
Brussels - Anyway, Sylveon, you cannot be Brussels!
Tokyo - Well, while you guys were talking, I came up with... Strasbourg!
Berlin - Oh! The Elsaß-Lothringen city!
Geneva's face gains a shadow as she turns towards Berlin.
Geneva - What did you say?
Berlin begins to perspire profusely.
Berlin - I-I meant Alsace-Lorraine! Definitely Alsace-Lorraine!
Warszawa - Geez Berlin, get your words in order!
He playfully pats the nervous Eevee on the head, then wipes his now soaked paw on the floor.
Strasbourg - Well... Didn't think it would bring up that much tension, but...
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