Random Story Prompts and Random stuff :P

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Whump Prompts:

"That does not sound healthy."

"Call it Plan B if you like. Hell, call it Plan Z. But I am packing the good drugs."

"I don't need to be able to stand. I just need to be able to shoot."

"I can sleep when I'm dead."

"I promise you: your head is the only thing spinning right now."

"Oh god... is that... blood?"

"I'll do this if it kills me."

"Hey, hey, hey. I've got you. I've got you."

"[Character]'s fine! You're the one with the bullet holes!"

"This? This is just a scratch. I've had worse from my sister's kitten. Don't worry, I'll get you home safe if its the last thing I do."

"I don't know... I've never seen [character] like this before."

"[Character], please. I don't have the energy to waste arguing with you."

"I don't need your misplaced concern. I need to get the job done. You need me to get the job done."

"Mercenary isn't a career that comes with health insurance."

"I'm going to regret asking this, but, uh... why are you so good at giving yourself stitches?"

"I will not be the one who slows us down."

"Uh... didn't you also donate blood this morning? Because this is really terrible timing."