My Moms A BEEEEEEEP

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A/N *SO i've been noticing that i've been putting Shelby's POV! HAHA XD well my step-sister did! (I'll deditcate this to her) so I edited it (THANK GOD) but yeah! Guess I just get confused a lil bit....hahha.....Well hope you like this chapter. And hopefully I wont put SHELBY. And if I do dont cuss at me just pretend it says AMY. IMAGINE. I'll edit it so....tell me if I do it. Cuz I dont spell check it or anything. or stuff like that. LETS GET READIN THENN*

Amy's POV (A/N RIGHT A+ NIGGAS just kidding I love you and that is so racist. Im saying niggets from now on)

Now uhh....my mom just farted.

"Oh fuck you Kim. And all you Jenners." my mom yelled. Oh god. Okay I want to get out of here. This is worse than school.

"Hey uh mom." I said crawling out of under her bed.

"What the fuck!" she yelled jumping.

"Sorry, if I uh scared ya..." I said.

"YOU BETTER BE SORRY, YOU SORRY SLUT WITH FUCKERS UP YOUR ASSHOLE!" she yelled.

"Mom is that even possible?" I asked trying not to laugh.

"GET THE FUCK OUT HOE!" she yelled.

"Okay, okay!" I said getting out and closed the door. I heard my phone ring. Metayah?!

"What?!" I asked closing my door.

"Where are you?!!! Me and my mom are going to call the police and come look for you!" she said.

"NO! Dude just leave me alone! Human rights! You are annoying me so much right now! Dude just let me be alone just for once, I dont have to be with you every second! Im at my freaking house okay? And please dont come over, otherwise i'll be the one calling the police." I said strict. Then hung up. God Metayah. I love her and everything but my god woman. She called back and I sent her to voicemail. I looked at the time and it was already 8!

"Hey mom whats for dinner?" I asked.

"Go get Burger King penis." she said.

"Uh um okay. What do you want?" I asked.

"Whopper! What else dumb bitch?" she asked. I rolled my eyes.

"Fries?" I asked.

"Of course butthole licker!" she yelled.

"What do you want to drink?" I asked.

"COKE. NOW GO GET THE FOOD HOOKER." she yelled.

"K....money please." I said.

"Get in here then penis!" she said. Is that my nickname?

"Okay..." I said opening her door.

"K, here you go fagget." she said slapping the money in my hand.

"Yay! I get some too!" I said.

"Calm down hoe. Just go get our food and shut the hell up before I throw my shoe at you!" she yelled. I ran out the door and out the front door. I looked down the street to see if Metayah was out. She was. Crap. Burger King is just 5 minutes away. I dashed out of the neighboor hood. I ran inside and got a whopper for my mom, fries, and a coke. I already had fast food. I'll get fat if I have it again. I have 10 bucks left.

"Uh and a cherry icee." I said. Thats good.

"k." the lady said. I payed and grabbed the food. I ran home and Metayah was still out there. She looked my way and I ran to my door.

"Amy?!" she asked. I ran inside and locked the doors.

"Got the food mom!" I yelled.

"GET IT UP HERE MOTHERFUCKER." she yelled. I took a deep breath and gave her, her food.

"Your welcome." I mumbled.

"NEVER SAID THANK YOU BITCH." she said.

"Lets pretend you did. Bye." I said closing my door. She is on fire today. God shes so mean. I turned on my radio and Lights was on. I sang along quietly while sipping on my icee. I said criss crossed and thought some stuff through. Why didnt I go with him? Even Shaylee would be smart enough to go. But she probably doesnt even know what a fundraiser is so.

"Damn." I whispered. Im so stupid. I shouldnt of ran away from Metayah. But those bitches. God they give me stress.

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I stayed in my room all day just thinking. The one thing that im still woundering is if he'll come back. It was like midnight.

"I need to go to bed." I said to myself. I got in my pjs and layed in bed for a while. I miss him so much. I still feel his arms around me, hugging me. I keep replaying the moment inside my head when he told me he likes me and not to go. I started to tear up. Im so mean. Playing hard to get is the worse idea ever. Tears started to come out. I guess you could say that I cried myself to sleep. Cuz I did.

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