Hm? It's morning already? I happily spring out of my triple stacked matress deluxe bed. Meowwww... GARY!!! Who's a good boy!! Girl...? Who wants some snail food. Gary wags his shell in excitement. I find the sloppy mush that doesn't even resemble food and pour it into his decaying bowl. I make my way to the bathroom and put on my outfit. "Ahhh this job never gets old", I think to myself with a smile on my face. I make my way out the front door and I'm immediately greeted by Patrick! My best pal, standing awkwardly in front of my door, holding something behind his back.
"Hey Patrick, wh-what are you doing", I questioned the pink starfish. "Spongebob, I need to tell you something".... He paused for a while. " I'm in love with you SpongeBob, I always have and always will". What the fuck... I think to myself... Jesus Christ.... Patrick... "I'm late for work sorry Patrick, let's talk about this later". I put on a face smile and sprinted to the krusty krab.
